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Top Eight NeoQuest Monsters (by coolness)

Neoquest. It's an old, fun, HTML based game...

by 5ilence
How Do YOU Feel About Crying Neopets?

Do they make you cry yourself? Do you get angry or upset whenever you see them in a foul mood, growling back at you? Or do you feel noncommittal, since they're only made of pixels?

by indulgences
From the Founding to the Fall

The Darigan Citadel's original location on Neopia in relation to other cities is known to very few.

by torkie10
Test Preparation Using Neopets: It's Not Impossible!

All of these pre-test tips have been tested thoroughly by... me!

by kittyshootingstar
Neoschools Return to Neopia

We had our reporters go to the Neoschool in Neopia Central and inquire who the teachers are, a bit of background information on them, and what courses they are teaching.

by jockylocky
Choosing the Right Class for Your Neopet

How much homework will each class give? How difficult is each class? This guide will cover some of the more advanced information you should take into consideration...

by ffamran
Getting Around the "No Petpets Allowed" Rule

There are some things that Neoschool is not a place for. The Darkest Faerie. Sloth. Chewing gum. And, surprisingly enough: petpets.

by ilovetoread_247
Neoschool: No Need for Know-It-Alls!

Never fear! With just a little time and a lot of effort, you'll be transformed from the Neoschool Know-It-All to Mr. Neo-Popularity! Or at least you won't get picked on. Hopefully.

by silent_snow
Neoschools: The Why

So TNT has finally released Neoschools. We all knew it would happen eventually. But why now?

by concertogreat_8
Beyond Neoschool: Spending Free Time

Their darling Neopets are busy listening to lectures and taking notes, and for the first time ever, the adults have to find ways to entertain themselves...

by reggieman721
Neoschool: The Space Conundrum

While educating all of Neopia is a wonderful and noble plan, a question of how all of these Pets will fit into Neoschool rises into the mind.

by taipeiss
Bored in Neoschool? Have Some Fun!

How do we pass those long hours between the morning's fascinating history lecture on the Soup Faerie's long ago quest for the perfect leek broth and the afternoon's intriguing look at the way in which Chef Bonju + Avatars divided by failure = Frustration?

Also by chivo

by anjie

Neoschool: Where to Send Your Pet

Nothing is particularly special about Neopia Central Neoschool (NCN). If you want your pet to have a well-rounded education covering the essentials, then I recommend Neopia Central for you...

by akari24
The Top Five April Fools Tricks In Neopian History

A list of the five best April Fools tricks in Neopian history in honor of April Fools Day this year.

by shakinheadtotoe
A Confused Neopian's Guide to Buying Neoschool Items

You need to find the perfect school outfit, decide what classes you want your pets to take, and find school supplies...

by kittygirl5170
 
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"Who I Am, Who I Will Be" by sarahleeadvent
I never wanted Neoschool to open for real. It was fun to read about, when it was all a dream; but there's so much of a difference between watching the people in a storybook walk through the front doors and stepping up to them yourself, seeing them loom up above you as if they're going to swallow you whole and never let you find your way out again. I know not all of the other kids felt this way...




Other Stories


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Omelette Demander
"NO! You cannot take more than one slice per day!"

by kotaeia

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A Way for the Willing
She had already solved the first problem in her mind, but she hesitated before she put it down on the paper. What if... what if she got a C too? Would that solve things?

by rainbow_mist_wave

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Money: Part One
That's the excuse my owner always has, whenever I ask for anything. There's not enough money. We're out of our weekly allowance. It's too expensive...

by icegirl_sara

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Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part Seven
"Well," Steele began carefully, "a week ago, a worker at the potions factory was the unfortunate victim of..."

by tambourine_chimp

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Unadventurous Adventures: Neoschool Begins
Teacher's Pet

Script by water_park1993

by nativsis


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Lemonade?
I'll pass.

by kevinlin1216



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