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||Issue: 335 | 21st day of Running, Y10
|How You – yes, YOU! – Can Survive The MeepitsI've got nothing against Meepits.|
|Inexpensive (But Cool) PetpetsAnd there are a lot of cool petpets that are way beyond my budget! So, how do I remedy this problem? Well, yes, occasionally I save up and splurge, but most of the time I go with the inexpensive but cool petpets.|
|Hungry Pirates Equal High Payouts?!If you're tired of restocking or playing flash games, placing bets on overweight pirates is just the thing for you!|
|Having a Great Time for Under 500 NeopointsThankfully, there are many ways to have a great time with your pet that take minimal neopoints out of your budget. These attractions are spread across Neopia...|
|Returning To Neopets In Five Easy Steps!I do not support Doctor Frank Sloth in any shape or form.|
|Let It Slide- the Guide!The ultimate guide to letting it slide! Everything you need to know to help get that snuffly through the ice caves.|
|The Journalist's Guide to Getting in the TimesIf you've always wanted to get into the Times but just aren't sure how to go about it, this article is for you! |
|The Mysteries of Plushie PetsDo plushie pets enjoy being hugged? Surely, they are hugged much more than, say, mutant pets, but do they enjoy it?|
|Going... Going... GONE!!Two Neopians exist in an auction: the auctioneer and bidder.|
|Perfect Piping for Piper PanicTo become a Cobrall charmer, though, one must know the way to direct the Cobrall through series of baskets. Sometimes the challenge will be easy...|
|Having a Dinner Party... IN SPACE!This article is about recipes bringing Neopians and Kreludites and Space Station... erm... ites? together with cuisine.|
|Fifteen Great Non-Chocolate Easter Gifts!As everyone is looking for tasty chocolates to offer to their friends, what about choosing something more original?|
|The Negg HuntNo matter what the occasion is, no matter how you're feeling, a Negg will certainly fit!|
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Going Once... Twice...
Sold! What does that word mean to you? Does it fill you with joy? Or does it drop your heart deeper than a Symol hole? For me personally, it means riches, fame, and glory! (well, at least riches...) Why? Because my auction is over! I am now the proud owner of more than 7,000 NP! ^_^ Ever heard of the Neopian Auction House? If so, ever considered using it? No? Well, start doing so now! That old 10,000 NP codestone you are leaving to rot (um... get old) in your shop may bring you over 7,000 NP instantly at the auctions! Still not convinced? Check out these Top 3 Reasons...
|A Winning Failure|
I was assuming Summer would be taking the job at the Faerie Employment Agency; she had done a total of twelve so far and I had done zero. However...
This was where she was needed. And this was how it had been for years, ever since she had defeated Dr. Sloth eight years ago...