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How You – yes, YOU! – Can Survive The Meepits

I've got nothing against Meepits.

by sweetie_me274
Inexpensive (But Cool) Petpets

And there are a lot of cool petpets that are way beyond my budget! So, how do I remedy this problem? Well, yes, occasionally I save up and splurge, but most of the time I go with the inexpensive but cool petpets.

by resurrectedwarrior
Hungry Pirates Equal High Payouts?!

If you're tired of restocking or playing flash games, placing bets on overweight pirates is just the thing for you!

by subconscience
Having a Great Time for Under 500 Neopoints

Thankfully, there are many ways to have a great time with your pet that take minimal neopoints out of your budget. These attractions are spread across Neopia...

by laylah_9__30
Returning To Neopets In Five Easy Steps!

I do not support Doctor Frank Sloth in any shape or form.

by alexrules1234567890
Let It Slide- the Guide!

The ultimate guide to letting it slide! Everything you need to know to help get that snuffly through the ice caves.

by hidden_cloak
The Journalist's Guide to Getting in the Times

If you've always wanted to get into the Times but just aren't sure how to go about it, this article is for you!

by fenshae
The Mysteries of Plushie Pets

Do plushie pets enjoy being hugged? Surely, they are hugged much more than, say, mutant pets, but do they enjoy it?

by popdoom
Going... Going... GONE!!

Two Neopians exist in an auction: the auctioneer and bidder.

by neogotchi
Perfect Piping for Piper Panic

To become a Cobrall charmer, though, one must know the way to direct the Cobrall through series of baskets. Sometimes the challenge will be easy...

by _sailorstars_
Having a Dinner Party... IN SPACE!

This article is about recipes bringing Neopians and Kreludites and Space Station... erm... ites? together with cuisine.

by venusys_envy
Fifteen Great Non-Chocolate Easter Gifts!

As everyone is looking for tasty chocolates to offer to their friends, what about choosing something more original?

by anamya
The Negg Hunt

No matter what the occasion is, no matter how you're feeling, a Negg will certainly fit!

by iluvchocolate_91
 
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Sold! What does that word mean to you? Does it fill you with joy? Or does it drop your heart deeper than a Symol hole? For me personally, it means riches, fame, and glory! (well, at least riches...) Why? Because my auction is over! I am now the proud owner of more than 7,000 NP! ^_^ Ever heard of the Neopian Auction House? If so, ever considered using it? No? Well, start doing so now! That old 10,000 NP codestone you are leaving to rot (um... get old) in your shop may bring you over 7,000 NP instantly at the auctions! Still not convinced? Check out these Top 3 Reasons...



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A Winning Failure
I was assuming Summer would be taking the job at the Faerie Employment Agency; she had done a total of twelve so far and I had done zero. However...

by bubbly_bows

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Diversion
This was where she was needed. And this was how it had been for years, ever since she had defeated Dr. Sloth eight years ago...

by micrody

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A Tiki Tale: Color or Companion? - Part Four
How unfair it was, she thought - that the weather should be so perfect, when the world was such an unhappy place for her right now!

by mzkimmi

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Ghostfighters: Part Eight
Wheezing for breath, Kiyoshi sagged against a wall. Unable to think clearly, he had lost track of how long he had been running...

by tamia_silverwing

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lunchbox
Water does that.

by nickulla

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The Reason Why #3: Statues
Uhh, it's sort of a long story...

by synchroneyez



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