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||Issue: 334 | 14th day of Running, Y10
|Are You A Good Owner?Do you think that you're a good owner for your neopets? Do you feel you couldn't get any better at taking care of them, no matter how hard you try? |
|Surviving the Plot MadnessPlots are composed of three basic elements: puzzles, wars, and prizes. Each of these elements has a profound effect on Neopia, and many changes come as a result of them.|
|Designing an Attractive Neohome on a BudgetBefore building, take some time to decide on a floor plan. How many rooms will there be? Do you want your rooms to make a shape? |
|Food Fight: Food in the BattledomeSome of you may think that throwing a pea or a hunk of asparagus at your opponent is not going to do much harm; well, this is not the case! Some of the strongest battle weapons in the game are some sort of foodstuff.|
|Mysteries in the Deep- Catacombs, That IsEven fewer, in fact, know its history, at least partially. Where did these underground caverns come from? Who, or what, made them?|
|Advanced Sakhmet Solitaire 101We all know the ultimate goal of Sakhmet Solitaire is to clear all the cards out from the columns (at the bottom of the screen) into four Ace Piles (at the top). But what do you do to get there?|
|Jubble Bubble, Toil and TroubleIt's all been a ploy, a decoy. What Kelby and the JubJubs have been doing is nothing short of heroic. What they've been doing is...|
|The Petitorials: Painting PuzzlersPainting your pets. Everyone's doing it!|
|The How To of AdventuresAdventures: very few Neopians have them. It takes time, effort, creativity and skill to create a fancy one good enough to display proudly on your page. |
|Illusen's Earthy Glade GuideHave you ever wondered how people get that fancy little Illusen's Glade Quest trophy for their User Lookup?|
|Garoo Elite Soldiers: Who are they?Is King Roo somehow involved in this plot? Has Dr. Sloth mutated some Blumaroos with a secret weapon, turning them into evil mirror images of their former selves? Or did they simply choose willingly to work for Dr. Sloth?|
|It's Illusen's Day In Every NeohomeThings you can do to kick-start your Illusen’s Day celebrations!|
|Illusen-Themed Activities to Celebrate Illusen DayThe most obvious thing to do today is going to Meridell, stepping into Illusen's Glade and asking her for a quest.|
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"The Whittleman Expedition" by visorak_commander
Yes! Earlier this day we finally found Professor Jiggens, feasting on some tropical fruit found in the trees nearby; his clothes are terribly torn and filthy, but he seems to be in quite the excellent mood! It seems that such an incredible man as he can find the utmost humor in everything, never ceasing his contagious laughter...
|A Room Full of Instruments|
Today, he had decided, he was going to have a flute sale. All day long, he would restock only flutes. All with a 2,000 Neopoint discount. It was brilliant...
|The Quetzal Ring|
Amphos was proud to be the captain of the Siyana. She was one of those ships that ruled supreme over the others, despite her size...