|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 333 | 7th day of Running, Y10
|Neopian Fashion Guide to BackgroundsYou've customized your pet to perfection... but now what? You can't leave that pet floating in a white void!|
|Mulligatawny and More: The Soup FaerieYes, I really got the Soup Faerie to sit down with me. You thought I was lying, didn’t you? You thought I was just telling you I had an interview with the Soup Faerie...|
|Observations of the Wild GobblerThe Gobbler turns from the water and struts away, oblivious to our presence. His head bobs forward and back, as if he's proud of his recently consumed dinner...|
|Beyond Food and Fuzzles: Advanced Neopets CareSo you feed them, play with them, maybe brush them once in a while. But your Neopet is not really going to thrive on a minimum amount of care and attention. |
|More Than a ColourHere as you can see is a small, simple, easy to use guide any Neopian can use to help build a better relationship with you and your pet.|
|Remembering What We Stand ForIt has been roughly six years since I stumbled into Neopia as a beginner...|
|Meepit Juice Break On Zen ModeIt IS possible to earn a high score on Zen mode (cue 'dun-dun-dun' music here) – a time consuming, sometimes painful and mind numbing method attempted by only the most desperate players...|
|Neo's Law IIYou know they exist but rarely think about 'em... until one suddenly decides to enforce itself.|
|Baby Passion - Advice for the New ParentHysterics, expensive food, baby cots, and more! What you didn't know is involved with a baby neopet.|
|The Seven Wonders of the Neopian WorldWhether it be the Obelisk of old that used to grace the Tyrannian skyline, or the defined, glorious thought and detail that went into building the underwater city of Old Maraqua, we've seen some amazing structures...|
|That Piper is Distracting!The main goal of the game is to collect all the baskets within the timeframe, and more importantly, collect the star baskets last...|
|Neopia Divided: Can It Survive War With Sloth?How are Neopians split on such a vital issue? Sloth's actions and history themselves are a source of great debate.|
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Neopia Divided: Sloth
Neopia itself is heated with debate over the Sloth war. Could the repercussions of this divide reach farther than this single war and tear our world apart? As all-out extraterrestrial warfare intensifies, it is apparent that Neopia is not united against Sloth. A poll taken this month shows that approximately 55% of Neopians support Sloth's invasion efforts. While the population is split in two, both sides are...
"Vinny, you look great! A pirate zap on your first try, you are so lucky!" The speckled Acara ran outside and threw her arms around her big brother in a tight hug...
At first, I froze. A painted pet was talking to me! But then, I remembered...