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A Helpful List of Valentine's Gifts

This is a great time to show all kinds of people how much you care. But what if you're unsure about what to send?

by shakinheadtotoe
The Best Gifts for YOUR Valentine!

Sure, a diamond lasts forever, but chocolate makes you feel great now.

Also by knucklestheechidna52

by pretty_feet

Obsessive Sloth Disorder – A Warning to Gamers!

What exactly is Obsessive Sloth Disorder? Well, it seems to infect people who play the game Splat-A-Sloth.

Also by emmymyemmygirl

by jester_xyz

Appealing Apparel: Wearables for Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is here, and what better way to show off your Valentine's Day spirit than dressing up your pets?

by babyazndragon
Budgeted Gifts for Valentine's

Have you thought about what you're going to pass out to those you've shared happy times with all throughout the year?

by ridiculer
5 Reasons Why Not to Do Jhudora's Quest

This article will give you five good reasons to stop yourself from becoming Jhudora's next victim, and to do Illusen's Quest, because we all know that Illusen is much better, right?

by jockylocky
Happy Un-Valentine's Day

We caught up with a few of our "friends" at the Gallery of Evil to see how they celebrate their Un-Valentine's Day...

Also by squishable

by popolopolis_the_3rd_

Top 10 Things NOT to Give Your Valentine

Valentine's Day shopping can be intense! I mean, if you get your valentine the wrong gift...

Also by water_park1993

by imogenweasley

Sloth to Claim his Vengeance?

Dozens of stories, articles, and comics have since depicted the often humiliating failure of the doctor...

by tashni
A Uniquely Conventional Valentine's Gift

You’re reading advice from a cheap, sentimental Neopet to cheap, sentimental Neopets everywhere.

by love_charmed
Celebrating Lenny Day

You THOUGHT you knew about Lennies.

by chicenhog
What Type of Fangirl Are You?

Have you ever wondered what type of fangirl you were? Whether you were a calmer, more laid-back fangirl, or a true rabid-fangirl?

by birdinggal
 
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"Dancing at the Edge of the Abyss" by thinxalot
Jhudora was a naturally impatient person. That is, she had enormous reservoirs of inner fortitude and perseverance, but she rarely bothered to call upon them, because she grew much less irritated if she used the quickest way to get what she wanted. In this case, that...




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A Water Faerie and A Promise
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Neopia, Year 200: The Beginning - Part Eleven
"Puh-leeze. That rag-tag little group gives rebellion a bad name!"

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A Locket: Part Three
"You would have been upset at how many Morphing Potions I have used..."

by yellowsugardog

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Shoyru Adventures: Chronicles of the Poor pt.3
I could do with some help, Coltzan!

by lawrence_189

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Lament of the Unconverted Neopet
It's a hard life.

by krychek2001



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