|The most fantastic thing in the universe!
||Issue: 323 | 21st day of Celebrating, Y9
|8 Ways To Go Downhill In A HurryIt's easy to forget just how spooky careening down the icy back of a mountain can be!|
|Seven Great Holiday GiftsAfter much research by top Neopian scientists, we've found the best presents that money can buy just in time for the holidays. Even if you're light on Neopoints, we've still got some gifts you can afford.|
|Lifestyles of the Affluent and Illustrious: Mika and CarassaI am here to do a feature article on Mika and Carassa, and to find out why their Igloo Garage Sale continues to be so popular.|
|The Top 5 Ways to Prepare for a Neopian ChristmasA short, simple but effective guide to anyone wanting to quickly transform their Neopets account into a festive look!|
|Top 10 Gifts for this Holiday Season and More!!Here are my Top 10 picks for presents for your pets...|
|10 Easy Ways to Gear Up For the Month of CelebratingNothing says "Bring on the cold!" like the 'Let it Snow' Avatar, and why not show off your super cool font-making skills?|
|Celebrating Christmas - Tiki Tack Style!Tired of hanging traditional wreaths on your front doors? Then add a new twist to your Christmas celebration! Yes, celebrate Christmas... Tiki Tack style!|
|Three Ways to Make This The Best Christmas Ever!I have compiled a simple list that is guaranteed to get you in the Christmas spirit in no time! |
|A Nonblasting Visit to the Snowager"Let me guess," bellowed the Snowager. "You came up here hoping to get an interview with me for one of your precious articles..."|
|Top Ten Winter Petpets to Give or Receive for ChristmasWhat better gift is there for any pet than a cute friend? And for Christmas, why not get in the spirit and make it a cute, if not occasionally chilly, winter petpet!|
|A Holiday Quiz: Revealing Your Christmas PersonalityGrab a cup of hot cocoa, a notepad, and pencil to jot down your answers, and let's begin unearthing your Christmas personality! |
|Activities in the Month of CelebratingWhat can you do now to truly celebrate the holidays in style? I have put together a list of alternative fun to be had during the Month of Giving.|
|Christmas Cooking with TeatrayChef Teatray is here to show you several great Christmas food ideas.|
|Holiday Feasts Made Easy: Budget and Taste ApprovedThere's nothing better than sitting down at the table as a family with your neopets on the holidays for a nice, warm meal. Oh, and of course, dessert!|
|How to Find the Perfect GiftSimply read through the following steps, take notes as needed, and then set out into the wilds of the shopping world, armed with the knowledge you need to find It: the Perfect Gift.|
|Christmas in the Haunted Woods: A Step-By-Step GuideFirst, you will need a tree. Now, I'm sure that if you go looking for one, you could find a nice, slouched, demonic looking tree...|
|A Christmas Health and Safety MessageOur job here at the Neopian Bureau of Holiday Health and Safety (NBHHS) is to warn everyone of the true dangers behind these Christmas festivities.|
|10 Must-Have Stocking Stuffers For Under 5000 NP!Here, you'll find this season's must-have stocking stuffers that will save you from living out of a cardboard box come New Year's Day... and they're guaranteed to satisfy any Neopian's tastebuds...|
|Your Survival Guide to Christmas DinnerProbably one of the biggest mistakes you could make in your haste would be to simply head off to your Safety Deposit Box and take out Advent Calendar gifts to serve up.|
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"Markers and Scissors" by yellowsugardog
I did not understand the hype about Christmas. The joy, the excitement, or the pleasure. I had only watched people unhappy. In turn, this made me unhappy. I was just unwanted. The most unwanted gift in Neopia, now even more unwanted then a pile of dung. I was purposeless. I was plain. I was only given to annoy whoever got me as a gift...
|Markers and Scissors|
I was purposeless. I was plain. I was only given to annoy whoever got me as a gift. I was either a joke Christmas gift or an insult...
|A Life Less Interesting: Part Two|
He glanced down at the insurance policy on the table. It covered accidental fire, that was true, but in Oscar's experience there was no such thing as an accident on Krawk Island...