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So You Want to Be In a Mall

To start malling, you need... yes, right, a shop. And, I must say, a big one. There are two reasons for that. First...

by nikitachi
Mysteries of Neopia: Revealed

What lies within this article may be too shocking for some readers to handle. All of those illusions you had about these items will be shattered and replaced with the cold, hard truth...

Also by propagated

by aidan_hood

Where Did All the Binkies Go?

Maybe your friend has a spare one. She has a darling baby Mynci...

by stnzhndmdn
Nab the Job: A Guide to the Faerie Employment Agency

Helpful hints and tips for every neopet trying to get a job from the FEA...

by x_milkeh_x
A Beginner's Guide to Owning an Edible Pet

Pets are friends, not food!

by kuraimerodi
The Mystery Behind the Meteor

No one knows where this foreign object came from- or at least, no one appears to know...

by electrarules0302
That Fantastic Flask!

The Flask of Rainbow Fountain Water first appeared in Neopia some time ago, right around the time the fishing hole opened...

Also by chivo

by anjie

The Origin of the Smoothie

The legacy started several decades ago during a venture with a Tuskaninny named Wilson Shepard, Captain of the S.S. Neopia. During a routine sea voyage...

by monkeylover45497
Name Me, I'm Yours!

What can a Neopian do when faced with pets whose names don't quite fit? Sadly, the option taken by many is to ignore all but the perfectly-named pets for adoption...

by rainbow_daydreamer
A Hero's Tips for Heroes to Be

I've had a lot of questions about how to be a superhero lately, so I thought I would give all you Neopians some tips. Follow these tips, and you may one day become a great superhero like me...

by elfwick
Dress to Impress

Are you a little confused about dressing up your pet? Do you need some advice on how to complete the perfect outfit? Look no further!

by confiserie
 
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How to Get a Job



You scan the list searching for the perfect job and finally, there it is! All you need to find is four bitten apples and you will get 850 NP. As you reach out to tear the ad off the wall, someone sneaks out from under you and snags it! You take a deep breath and try again...



Other Stories


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Evaristus the Envious
Evaristus the Royal Usul sat gloomily in the candlelit drawing room of his Meridell Neohome. It was a warm summer evening...

by maipom

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Only a Blanket
I've learned that not many people go out of their way to buy a Baby Security Blanket, and I had been sitting in there for ages since I randomly appeared in Neopia...

by yellowsugardog

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Pirate Steel: Part Two
Garin snorted. "You heard the little twerp; sounds like she's hated pirates since she was two. No way would she read books about us..."

by quinn9x9

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The Quest for the Moonlit Orb: Part Four
"Why are you entering our fine city at this hour?" asked a Desert Grarrl standing before the gates of the city...

by alex313

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A Day At the Magic Shop!
Things that can happen when you shop at the Magic Shop...

by lovedraik

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Laney-lue 1: Why Not to Hug a Pea Chia
Poor Chia...

by usul_blue_ribbon



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