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||Issue: 305 | 17th day of Hiding, Y9
|So You Want to Be In a MallTo start malling, you need... yes, right, a shop. And, I must say, a big one. There are two reasons for that. First...|
|Mysteries of Neopia: RevealedWhat lies within this article may be too shocking for some readers to handle. All of those illusions you had about these items will be shattered and replaced with the cold, hard truth...
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|Where Did All the Binkies Go?Maybe your friend has a spare one. She has a darling baby Mynci...|
|Nab the Job: A Guide to the Faerie Employment AgencyHelpful hints and tips for every neopet trying to get a job from the FEA...|
|A Beginner's Guide to Owning an Edible PetPets are friends, not food!|
|The Mystery Behind the MeteorNo one knows where this foreign object came from- or at least, no one appears to know...|
|That Fantastic Flask!The Flask of Rainbow Fountain Water first appeared in Neopia some time ago, right around the time the fishing hole opened...
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|The Origin of the SmoothieThe legacy started several decades ago during a venture with a Tuskaninny named Wilson Shepard, Captain of the S.S. Neopia. During a routine sea voyage...|
|Name Me, I'm Yours!What can a Neopian do when faced with pets whose names don't quite fit? Sadly, the option taken by many is to ignore all but the perfectly-named pets for adoption...|
|A Hero's Tips for Heroes to BeI've had a lot of questions about how to be a superhero lately, so I thought I would give all you Neopians some tips. Follow these tips, and you may one day become a great superhero like me...|
|Dress to ImpressAre you a little confused about dressing up your pet? Do you need some advice on how to complete the perfect outfit? Look no further!|
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You scan the list searching for the perfect job and finally, there it is! All you need to find is four bitten apples and you will get 850 NP. As you reach out to tear the ad off the wall, someone sneaks out from under you and snags it! You take a deep breath and try again...
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Evaristus the Royal Usul sat gloomily in the candlelit drawing room of his Meridell Neohome. It was a warm summer evening...
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I've learned that not many people go out of their way to buy a Baby Security Blanket, and I had been sitting in there for ages since I randomly appeared in Neopia...
|Pirate Steel: Part Two|
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