|Voice of the Neopian Pound
||Issue: 302 | 27th day of Swimming, Y9
|Goodsigns' Petpetpet GuideEver wonder what petpetpet you want or how to make it attach to your petpet? Look no further! Goodsigns is here to help.|
|Ghost PetsGhost pets are tons of fun...|
|The Seven Habits of Highly Annoying WritersTicked off with the irritating people on the NW and RP boards? Here's an article about how to deal.|
|Inky's Guide To: The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents!In order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!|
|Munch Your Way to the Top or Well, Bottom...Snowmuncher isn't easy - but once you get some things down, it's not that hard.|
|Pleasing the Palate of Your Jetsam!Jetsams may look ferocious and scary, but their favorite place to dine is located in the gorgeous world of Maraqua...|
|A Neopian's Guide to Screenie...izingTo me, taking a screenie is like buying a suit. You can easily find a good one if you go to the right places, but finding a great one takes a bit of searching.|
|Some How-To Tips on Playing Destruct-O-Match IIAll I want to do is give some tips to Neopians who aren't so hot at this game, or want some ways to expand their gaming ability...|
|The Wonders of MeridellOn July 30, 2002, TNT released a new world called Meridell, and this Monday is Meridell's fifth birthday! *blows kazoo*|
|Where Have All The Mutants Gone?A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks of the Virtupets and Haunted Woods teams.|
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"Choosing a Shopkeeper Can Be Daunting" by zuziafruzia
Pressed for time, Fruzia put an ad in the Notice Board, hoping to find one soon. It stated, in large black print, "HIRING! A shopkeeper for the Month of Swimming. Come by Fruzia's shop tomorrow morning..."
It didn't really matter what they thought of me, of course. Their opinions, though often expressed pointedly to me in the hallways, meant nothing to someone who was proud to call herself a unique individual...
At precisely that second, a loud (and quite obnoxious) shriek rang through the house, closely followed by a series of oscillating wails. Jaileen rolled her eyes and jogged off towards the living room...
|Waiting for Anna: Part Ten|
I am a real magician, she thinks at him, fiercely, and the audience is back. Her brother is gone, or maybe he's still out there; she can't tell any more through the stage lights. Anna takes a deep breath, and begins...
|The Evilest Crime|
We all love to make a mess when nobody is at home, don't we? But who is going to clean it up?