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Dear Crabby: I'm A Superstar, You're Not

So now I'm not only the crabbiest Mutant Lenny advice columnist, I'm the richest Mutant Lenny advice columnist! All bow down to my awesome might!

by dan4884
The Art of War: A Guide to Defending Meridell

Invasion of Meridell consists of ten missions, the constituents of which are three battles. The goal of each battle for you, Hero of Meridell, is to convert all the invaders to your side while keeping your villages safe.

by star15389
So You Want an Electric Pet?

Not that I'm saying having an Electric pet is a bad thing. They can be quite... exciting... at times.

by jshark105
A Neopian's Guide to Modern Transportation

Try to imagine life without any kind of transportation. No bicycles, no Eyrie Cabs, no ferries for crossing cities...

by playmobil_is_my_life
The Neopian Spending Disorders

Is it because helping other people makes you feel great? Is it because you can't resist all those cute, but useless, items?

by angelxepha
Edna's Shadow - The New Challenge

Living in the Haunted Woods all those years has certainly gotten to her and she now has a shadow following her around and helping her to collect ingredients for all her freaky potions. You play as Edna AND her shadow.

by gurgi150
Plan a Trip to the Colosseum

This way, you will have someone to talk with about Yooyuball during and after game day. You can even have a friendly debate about who is going to win (and by friendly, I mean no Battledome weapons).

by confiserie
An Interview With the Kiko Lake Altador Cup Team

Vyshan: Everyone has weaknesses, and of all the ones I had to choose from, I think it would definitely be inexperience. I'd rather be inexperienced than slow and have poor reflexes, wouldn't you?

by gargygirl
The Altador Cup II!

How are you EVER going to win a trophy if you don't have enough people?

by electricpaw
Kreludor, Kreludor, Wherefore Art Thou, Kreludor?

They were on their way to the stadium, but they got caught in an endless loop and couldn't get back to the ship - erm, the moon.

by rosabellk
The Art of Yooyus

I am talking about none other than the Seven Yooyus of the Altador Cup!

by __lyra152__
Kreludor's Absence - Mistake or Master Plot?

That's right, what this reporter has uncovered is a horrifying truth behind the absence of Kreludor from the year's major sporting event...

by monkeylusoup
 
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Electric: For You?



Passing down the aisles of the Neopian Pound, you see something. A flash of blue? A second later, it's gone. Intrigued, you peer closer. Bending toward the cage, you see... you see... "WHOO HOO HOO!! GOT YOUR NOSE!!!" A fuzzy blue blur reaches out and grabs you violently by the conker. So this is your first introduction to the Electric Pet. Now you can't stop thinking about them and want one for your very own...



Other Stories


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Another Day with Jhudora
Ever thought about doing one of Jhudora's Quests? Think again.

by junglebook4

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A Pirate's Tale
"Ello, prettykins..." the Aisha drawled, her Krawk Island accent creeping into her voice, "it seems you've come to me for a story..."

by mistydragons

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Secrets and Shadows: Part Seven
He cupped his hands around his mouth, again shouting "Lieutenant Arianna!" with a voice hoarse from overwork, and then listened intently. The only response was the twittering of birds and the sigh of the wind...

by dragonlover8560

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Stuck: Part Two
"Oh, so now I'm not good enough to be acknowledged?" the Blumaroo continued, malice dripping from his words. "Whatever. I'm sure you think you know everything..."

by silent_snow

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Feisty Faeries
This year, the competition is fierce.

by starlitdown

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Inanity
Are you even listening to me?

by butterfly_girl_22



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