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||Issue: 296 | 15th day of Relaxing, Y9
|Dear Crabby: I'm A Superstar, You're NotSo now I'm not only the crabbiest Mutant Lenny advice columnist, I'm the richest Mutant Lenny advice columnist! All bow down to my awesome might!|
|The Art of War: A Guide to Defending MeridellInvasion of Meridell consists of ten missions, the constituents of which are three battles. The goal of each battle for you, Hero of Meridell, is to convert all the invaders to your side while keeping your villages safe. |
|So You Want an Electric Pet?Not that I'm saying having an Electric pet is a bad thing. They can be quite... exciting... at times.|
|A Neopian's Guide to Modern TransportationTry to imagine life without any kind of transportation. No bicycles, no Eyrie Cabs, no ferries for crossing cities...|
|The Neopian Spending DisordersIs it because helping other people makes you feel great? Is it because you can't resist all those cute, but useless, items?|
|Edna's Shadow - The New ChallengeLiving in the Haunted Woods all those years has certainly gotten to her and she now has a shadow following her around and helping her to collect ingredients for all her freaky potions. You play as Edna AND her shadow.|
|Plan a Trip to the ColosseumThis way, you will have someone to talk with about Yooyuball during and after game day. You can even have a friendly debate about who is going to win (and by friendly, I mean no Battledome weapons).|
|An Interview With the Kiko Lake Altador Cup TeamVyshan: Everyone has weaknesses, and of all the ones I had to choose from, I think it would definitely be inexperience. I'd rather be inexperienced than slow and have poor reflexes, wouldn't you? |
|The Altador Cup II!How are you EVER going to win a trophy if you don't have enough people?|
|Kreludor, Kreludor, Wherefore Art Thou, Kreludor?They were on their way to the stadium, but they got caught in an endless loop and couldn't get back to the ship - erm, the moon.|
|The Art of YooyusI am talking about none other than the Seven Yooyus of the Altador Cup!|
|Kreludor's Absence - Mistake or Master Plot?That's right, what this reporter has uncovered is a horrifying truth behind the absence of Kreludor from the year's major sporting event...|
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"Garlic Pizza" by fiuodisit
Marko stepped into the neohome and looked around. He simply said, "Nice place you've got here." The two of them went to D.S.'s room and began playing games to while away the hours. After a while, they began to get bored of Kacheekers, Cellblock, and the Buzzer Game. Marko then had a good idea. "Let's tell horror stories!"
"But I am in the forest," protested Crash. "The forest belongs to no one; therefore, I can roam where I want..."
|Ailemea Smiled: Part Four|
"Now, Jeanie, I don't know if that is the way to go about this," I said, my voice shaking at the thought of a day alone with that... that mime...
|No One Will Believe Them: Part Two|
Furious, Cove looked over at his pessimistic jail mate. It was a Gruslen, one of the petpets Cove thought to be the most fierce. "You're a Gruslen?" Cove asked incredulously. "Why didn't you just eat them?"