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||Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9
|Bumble BeamingBumble Beams is a game with a strange mix of strategy, luck and timing that makes it one of the most unique games on this site. If you're having a bit of trouble with the game...|
|Misplacing MeepitsWe would have to resort to Drastic Measures. (Capital letters and all.)|
|The Milestones of NeopiaWell, to rich Neopians, earning your first 50k doesn't seem like a big deal. But to others, it's something to be proud of...|
|All Out War at the Beauty ContestSo you want to enter the Beauty Contest, hm?|
|The Twenty Most Delicious DessertsWhat desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia? |
|Which Gallery of Evil Character are You?And here's a nice piece of cheese to eat while you take it!|
|Heavenly (And Not So Heavenly) Sleep!Find out which beds are perfect for you and which beds you want to avoid!|
|Advanced Strategy Game Guide for Go! Go! Go!Okay, so you know the rules and purpose of the game, Go! Go! Go!, but you can't get one of those shiny trophies because one of your opponents always beats you before you can get rid of all of your cards! Well, this is the perfect strategy guide...|
|So You Want to Raise a Neopet of Your OwnYou may need some tips on how to raise and care for it. The first thing you need to do is purchase food and a Neohome...|
|Neoschools: Where Is TNT Hiding Them?!It is not because there is no other place on the map for a school. It is not because they think many of our pets are already well learned. It is not because they enjoy making us suffer with impatience. No...|
|Hubrid's Hero Heist: Learn the BasicsIf you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist, this guide will give you the fundamentals you need to enjoy this game...|
|The Altador CupShould this be a sign that the Altador Cup Committee is saying that the Altador Cup will be running annually now? Time will tell...|
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Hubrid's Hero Heist is one of the least played flash games in Neopia. Personally I can't understand why. Then again, I'm also not sure what it is about this game that makes me so happy. It might be the 3000 neopoints I make from it every day, it might be that I like eating, or it might be because I like miniatures (the bad guys are so cute when you shrink them!). If you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist...
|Rupert's First Mission|
Lots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer...
They walked onward, away from the Battledome, and Cleo thought things over. William had been so distant with the world lately...
|Revenge and Resistance: Part Five|
As for Sloth, his troops were now bordering on unstoppable. Robots and mutant Grundos crowded the halls of the Space Station. Sloth's highest officers held meetings nearly every day to plot out strategy. New recruits were flowing out of the secret laboratory every minute...