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Bumble Beaming

Bumble Beams is a game with a strange mix of strategy, luck and timing that makes it one of the most unique games on this site. If you're having a bit of trouble with the game...

by elementmario222
Misplacing Meepits

We would have to resort to Drastic Measures. (Capital letters and all.)

by daymarket
The Milestones of Neopia

Well, to rich Neopians, earning your first 50k doesn't seem like a big deal. But to others, it's something to be proud of...

by 24meepit13
All Out War at the Beauty Contest

So you want to enter the Beauty Contest, hm?

by baby_beagle1991
The Twenty Most Delicious Desserts

What desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia?

by harrypotterfan9001
Which Gallery of Evil Character are You?

And here's a nice piece of cheese to eat while you take it!

by wigglyfish
Heavenly (And Not So Heavenly) Sleep!

Find out which beds are perfect for you and which beds you want to avoid!

by lurking_and_giving
Advanced Strategy Game Guide for Go! Go! Go!

Okay, so you know the rules and purpose of the game, Go! Go! Go!, but you can't get one of those shiny trophies because one of your opponents always beats you before you can get rid of all of your cards! Well, this is the perfect strategy guide...

by feline_stars
So You Want to Raise a Neopet of Your Own

You may need some tips on how to raise and care for it. The first thing you need to do is purchase food and a Neohome...

by redmareclover32
Neoschools: Where Is TNT Hiding Them?!

It is not because there is no other place on the map for a school. It is not because they think many of our pets are already well learned. It is not because they enjoy making us suffer with impatience. No...

by jeanaet
Hubrid's Hero Heist: Learn the Basics

If you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist, this guide will give you the fundamentals you need to enjoy this game...

by dana622
The Altador Cup

Should this be a sign that the Altador Cup Committee is saying that the Altador Cup will be running annually now? Time will tell...

by jockylocky
 
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Humbling Hubrid



Hubrid's Hero Heist is one of the least played flash games in Neopia. Personally I can't understand why. Then again, I'm also not sure what it is about this game that makes me so happy. It might be the 3000 neopoints I make from it every day, it might be that I like eating, or it might be because I like miniatures (the bad guys are so cute when you shrink them!). If you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist...



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Rupert's First Mission
Lots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer...

by puffpastry654

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You Too
They walked onward, away from the Battledome, and Cleo thought things over. William had been so distant with the world lately...

by innuashsgirl

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Revenge and Resistance: Part Five
As for Sloth, his troops were now bordering on unstoppable. Robots and mutant Grundos crowded the halls of the Space Station. Sloth's highest officers held meetings nearly every day to plot out strategy. New recruits were flowing out of the secret laboratory every minute...

by dan4884

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Outsider Within: Web of Deceit - Part Four
"Mister Barlow, it is my job to ensure the safety of all of the Citadel's inhabitants. Any concerns you may have must be addressed..."

by tashni

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Unhinged
It's so cute!

by sharkies

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Fishing Day
Master advice: Watch out for your feet when fishing.

by vxcz263



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