|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 286 | 6th day of Eating, Y9
|Guide to a Super Secret Sweet-FestOkay, so you really like sweets, right? And you want to get a lot of them.|
|Budgets: Solution or Simply Impossible?Manage your money (and your mentality) by reading the tips to the trade... of budgeting!|
|Discovering the Denizens of the DeepFinding them, eating them, and running away from them.|
|PPL's Reply to the Petpet Lab"The lab so far has proved to be dangerous, insecure and shoddily built..."
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|Attack of the PetpetpetsGames such as 'Itchy Invasion' and 'Cooty Wars' clearly base themselves on discrimination of petpetpets...|
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|Painting To Suit CharacterBut why do I personally paint my pets? They certainly look fine enough in their red, yellow, green or blue finery, nothing wrong with that at all. However, the paintbrush colour I choose for them, that I think long and hard about, matches their CHARACTER.|
|How To Increase Your Neopet's ConfidenceSo many pets today are scared of trying new things, because they just don't believe in themselves. You may know your beloved pet to be beautiful, strong, funny and talented, but he/she just can't see it in him/herself...|
|Are You Ready To Adopt?You push open the heavy iron door with clammy hands. Above you, a sign reads, 'NEOPIAN POUND'. Take a breath in. Be prepared for the biggest decision of your life...|
|The Truth of the Faerie WarsRumors have been spreading quickly on the nimble wings of Neopian Faeries that a new war was quickly approaching. All of Neopia began preparing, choosing sides and strategies for what was quickly dubbed the Faerie Wars...|
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"Legacy of a Nose" by hstulberg
I fought the urge to sneeze, but my body got the better of me. "ACHOO!" I sneezed, a wild storm of snot. SPLAT! I looked up, and realized that the ray wouldn't be working for long time, due to its new coating of snot. The lab ray scientist threw a box of tissues at my head, glared at me, and pointed to the door...
|The Jelly Ones|
"Are you going to stop any time soon or am I going to have to pounce on you?" asked Teresa...
She knew it was wrong of her, but she couldn't stop herself from staring at every Green Uni that passed...
|Catching Up: Part Nine|
Out of unspoken consensus none of them spoke until Clocia left again. Then Therisa leaned forward. "Patricia, you look horrible. It was an accident, it wasn't--"