|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 285 | 30th day of Running, Y9
|TNT's Everlasting Pranks"WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight...|
|Interview With a (Reformed) ChiavoreA happy Chia is an undigested Chia!|
|A Conundrumming InterviewI brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with...
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|Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...|
|Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction?No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie?|
|The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered!When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers...|
|Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose?Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences...|
|The Dirt on the Earth FaeriesDon't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you.|
|A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni ControversyTo shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing...|
|10 Pranks That Will Have You LaughingHappy April Fool's Day!|
|Faerie Wars: TacticsCan't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you. |
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"Disease of the Citadel" by alexrae963
Darigan squawked as he tumbled end-over-end onto the floor. "It's a plague!" Morguss cried, pointing a ragged hoof at him as she spoke. "It'll spread! Quick, back away!" she commanded. The others wasted no time in leaping from their chairs and backing as far possible...
|Welcome To Monday|
A day filled with more misery than every grey pet in Neopia combined. From the second you wake up you know it's going to be horrible...
|The Secret Diary of Danner Carnahan|
We were supposed to spend the night at the inn in Hope River. But guess what, we're not. Glorious leader, also known as Sir Jeran Borodere, lead us down the wrong road...
|Legacy of Ice: Part Two|
The Wocky was now returning the insect's look of surprise. He didn't seem to be a mean pet; did that mean he was a good one? Most good pets were polite, though. She didn't know what to make of this strange insect who was a rude nice person...
|Traitors And Warriors: Part One|
I should start at the very beginning, when I was a student at the Faerie School. Back then, so many years ago, not one of the faerie teachers had ever known a student quite like me...