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Breaking a Way Out of Bruno’s Backwoods

Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway proves to be an action-packed fun game that is sure to be a challenge to the average Neopian. However, do not fear, as today, I am going to share with you the tips to getting that *shiny* trophy...

by superpepe
The Average Neopian Guide To Extreme Potato Counter

Never focus your eyes on the center. If you do, there’s an annoying little potato that always crosses a corner, and you completely get it wrong. One of the wisest things is to keep your eyes on the sides of the screen to see incoming potatoes.

by plecoguy1
Making a Great Gallery

There are many different approaches to making a gallery and they will all be covered in this friendly guide to Making a Great Gallery!

by danman111111
Neopets: Fact or Fiction

Here we will be discussing several topics, from muffins to socks and then back again.. This article was made to stop the silly myths going around Neopia.

by super_star342
Being the Ultimate Neopian

Maybe you want every possible avatar, the council – or leader – position in your guild, a painted pet, an expansive trophy cabinet, or a mansion of a Neohome. Ah, yes. Let us close our eyes and imagine the possibilities. Finished? Fabulous. Here comes the part where I tell you how to make it all a reality.

by summerlove77
Bug Hors d'oeuvres!

If we could only get over the 'yuck factor'! Once you master that, you can close your eyes and toss a few of these bugs into your mouth!

Also by 72novacane

by purplepassiony2k

The Guide to Scourge of the Lab Jellies

This game is a combination of puzzle, strategy and luck (well, which game doesn't need luck :P).

Also by garu_and_pucca

by imperial_magna

When Gnomes Go Bad - A Guide

Watch out! Flying cheese!

by roses_suga_and_stars
Yooyu Can Do It!

Yooyus are really rare Altadorian petpets, usually brown and yellow colored. Due to their rarity, it is seen as a good omen to find one of these critters simply hanging around in the wilderness.

by mazoku_kuiin
Weekly World Review

In an unprecedented move, the Air Faeries have threatened to go on strike unless agreements can be reached in next week's quest negotiations...

by jennuine_1
5 Ways to Start Out the New Year

So, now that it’s the New Year, what are you going to do? Some people just lounge around and think it’s just a “So what?” matter. It’s not. There’s more to the New Year than that, of course!

by amanderssie286
 
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"Come Sundown" by extreme_fj0rd
We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here. We had pretended to the hotel owners and the tourist guides that we were just sightseeing and wanted a few nights out on the open desert. As soon as we were out of sight, though, we cut across the dunes to find the buried...




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Growing Insanity
"Because you agreed to do Taelia's Quest and then you realised you were too cheap for the items so YOU have to tell her that you're going to fail it.. AGAIN," Keriani replied...

by treenifer

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Master and Pupil
He'd had the lecture hundreds of times before and didn't need to hear it again. All the same, it felt like cheating not to tell Kiro about the latest failure...

by yatomiyuka

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part Two
The pirate Lupess muttered to herself as she escaped out into the main part of Brightvale's castle. Rolan had, probably rather foolishly, given Mareian permission to roam freely about the castle. The Lupess planned on taking full advantage of that to explore and find all the escape routes. Old habits die hard...

by nimras23

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Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part Four
"The coins," the Draik said calmly, "are magical. They were made long ago after the Gelert defeated the creature by a young Xweetok. She gave them to the Gelert and his friend, a Draik. They were declared the Guardians..."

by kaylamdal111112

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Stuffed
Poor petpets.

by lycan_is_weird

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Earn Your Stripes
Snowy winters of fun!

by yellowembers



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