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||Issue: 274 | 12th day of Sleeping, Y9
|Breaking a Way Out of Bruno’s BackwoodsBruno's Backwoods Breakaway proves to be an action-packed fun game that is sure to be a challenge to the average Neopian. However, do not fear, as today, I am going to share with you the tips to getting that *shiny* trophy...|
|The Average Neopian Guide To Extreme Potato CounterNever focus your eyes on the center. If you do, there’s an annoying little potato that always crosses a corner, and you completely get it wrong. One of the wisest things is to keep your eyes on the sides of the screen to see incoming potatoes.|
|Making a Great GalleryThere are many different approaches to making a gallery and they will all be covered in this friendly guide to Making a Great Gallery! |
|Neopets: Fact or FictionHere we will be discussing several topics, from muffins to socks and then back again.. This article was made to stop the silly myths going around Neopia. |
|Being the Ultimate NeopianMaybe you want every possible avatar, the council – or leader – position in your guild, a painted pet, an expansive trophy cabinet, or a mansion of a Neohome.
Ah, yes. Let us close our eyes and imagine the possibilities.
Finished? Fabulous. Here comes the part where I tell you how to make it all a reality.|
|Bug Hors d'oeuvres!If we could only get over the 'yuck factor'! Once you master that, you can close your eyes and toss a few of these bugs into your mouth!
Also by 72novacane
|The Guide to Scourge of the Lab Jellies
This game is a combination of puzzle, strategy and luck (well, which game doesn't need luck :P).
Also by garu_and_pucca
|When Gnomes Go Bad - A GuideWatch out! Flying cheese!|
|Yooyu Can Do It!Yooyus are really rare Altadorian petpets, usually brown and yellow colored. Due to their rarity, it is seen as a good omen to find one of these critters simply hanging around in the wilderness.|
|Weekly World ReviewIn an unprecedented move, the Air Faeries have threatened to go on strike unless agreements can be reached in next week's quest negotiations...|
|5 Ways to Start Out the New YearSo, now that it’s the New Year, what are you going to do? Some people just lounge around and think it’s just a “So what?” matter. It’s not. There’s more to the New Year than that, of course!|
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"It Must Be Love" by icegirl_sara
"Yes," agrees the owner, her voice annoyingly tranquil and smooth. "But if you can't just pick it up, you can't just drop it. Once a bond of love is established, it's almost impossible to break. That's part of what makes it so powerful." Her eyes peep out of the darkness and look simply, openly at the pet. "Look." She pulls a One Neopoint Coin out of her pocket and...
"Because you agreed to do Taelia's Quest and then you realised you were too cheap for the items so YOU have to tell her that you're going to fail it.. AGAIN," Keriani replied...
|The Honorary Feepit|
Rufus the Feepit on the other hand was rarely around. As soon as the masters were gone he would disappear...
|The Hoarders: Part Six|
"Are you ready for your second day?" The muscles on his face twitched a little, but he kept his expression serious. "You've definitely proven yourself already, so I think today we can move to the next level."