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||Issue: 268 | 1st day of Celebrating, Y8
|Dangerous Petpets of NeopiaSo you like petpets but they are all just totally harmless, REALLY boring, and
won't do squat for your pet! Well, I'm here to show you some of the more dangerous
ones and how to take care of them! |
|Inner Tubing for DummiesYour guide to inner tubing down the waters we all know as Kiko Lake!|
|Queen Fyora's Guide to Status SymbolsIt is I, Queen Fyora, in all her glory and glamour, writing to you from the Hidden
Tower (and no, I won't tell you where it is). |
|All About AntwerphsThis article is about everything you could possibly what to know about
that cute, little petpetpet-devouring anteater know as the Antwerph. Read on
to discover the amazing beast.|
|A - Z of Exquisite and Exotic DrinksFine diners of Neopia will tell you that there is nothing more satisfying than
a gourmet drink at every meal.|
|Guide to Professional PokingI am here today to tell you all about the Neopian Olympic Poking Events, how
to poke and how to become a champion...|
|100 Excuses Not To Clean Your RoomI'd like to share
my best 100 excuses with you, for when YOUR owners yell about your messy rooms...|
|Apprentice Needed for Petpet LoversFrom tumbling rocks, falling stalactites, to riding on mining carts through
lava, he's done it all.|
|Methods of TrainingThis guide is just here to explain to anyone who is interested in training up their pet for the wonderful world of Battledoming. I am going to explain 5 ways on how to make your pet the ULTIMATE FIGHTING MACHINE! |
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"Sisters Forever" by violet_nose
"Almost done..." Beda the small red Kougra smeared a rather large dose of glue onto the remains of an orange peel, and plastered it onto an indistinguishable blob, made from a great variety of odd items, from grass blades to Usuki doll ears, from dung to Neopoints. Beda beamed with pride at her work of art. Then she frowned. "There's something missing..." she muttered to herself. "But what?"
Marshall was sure to obey orders by keeping a close eye on his buddy
at all times. Unfortunately, it was a difficult task.
Thomas never stayed in one place...
|A Break in Memory: Part Seven|
The shadow Alien Aisha glanced around - Mina
and Brandy were too busy packing to pay any attention. She knelt in front of
the small yellow Aisha, meeting his eyes earnestly. Hers were deep and silver,
just as much pleading with him to understand as he was her for information...