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Dangerous Petpets of Neopia

So you like petpets but they are all just totally harmless, REALLY boring, and won't do squat for your pet! Well, I'm here to show you some of the more dangerous ones and how to take care of them!

by basiliskx17
Inner Tubing for Dummies

Your guide to inner tubing down the waters we all know as Kiko Lake!

by vanillastar12
Queen Fyora's Guide to Status Symbols

It is I, Queen Fyora, in all her glory and glamour, writing to you from the Hidden Tower (and no, I won't tell you where it is).

by dan4884
All About Antwerphs

This article is about everything you could possibly what to know about that cute, little petpetpet-devouring anteater know as the Antwerph. Read on to discover the amazing beast.

by daburro
A - Z of Exquisite and Exotic Drinks

Fine diners of Neopia will tell you that there is nothing more satisfying than a gourmet drink at every meal.

by sparky63428
Guide to Professional Poking

I am here today to tell you all about the Neopian Olympic Poking Events, how to poke and how to become a champion...

by jumanjiki
100 Excuses Not To Clean Your Room

I'd like to share my best 100 excuses with you, for when YOUR owners yell about your messy rooms...

by petfriendamy
Apprentice Needed for Petpet Lovers

From tumbling rocks, falling stalactites, to riding on mining carts through lava, he's done it all.

by shinimi
Methods of Training

This guide is just here to explain to anyone who is interested in training up their pet for the wonderful world of Battledoming. I am going to explain 5 ways on how to make your pet the ULTIMATE FIGHTING MACHINE!

by pyrorockchik
 
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"Cheese Rolling" by silverswirl_1996
Yokalli dragged her feet as she walked around Meridell. It wasn't at all like her tropical home in Mystery Island where she could go and catch primellas, collect shells, and play Gadgadsgame. Meridell was too medieval for her taste. What Yokalli really wanted was to play games to earn a Mimbi, but nooooooo. She had to "explore" Meridell and see the culture of the medieval Neopets...




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My LAST Game of Round Table Poker
"Ready?" asked Nigel of Meridar. The room was silent. The damp from the stone floor penetrated the very air we were breathing...

by merticulous

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Hour of The Haunted Woods
"These woods are filled with mystery, and only the misunderstood dare to dwell here..."

by alexrae963

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Roomies 2: Part Three
The yellow Aisha from the Neopian Planning Committee leaned over the counter of the Tombola with a shocked expression on his face upon finding Jhudora and Jesc hidden under the stand. "What are you doing under there?" he asked...

by vanessa1357924680

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Prophecy of the Second Equinox: Part Five
Nothing was more inspiring than the night that was her home. Her skin rippled with an imagined gust of night air, and her senses spun with each heightened scent carried upon it. Nothing was more breathtaking, more glorious...

by laurelinden

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Yay! I'm Getting Painted!!
One Aisha that REALLY wanted to be faerie...

by stephanieabc119

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Hissi Fit
Think about it.

by jv_4057



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