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||Issue: 268 | 1st day of Celebrating, Y8
|Dangerous Petpets of NeopiaSo you like petpets but they are all just totally harmless, REALLY boring, and
won't do squat for your pet! Well, I'm here to show you some of the more dangerous
ones and how to take care of them! |
|Inner Tubing for DummiesYour guide to inner tubing down the waters we all know as Kiko Lake!|
|Queen Fyora's Guide to Status SymbolsIt is I, Queen Fyora, in all her glory and glamour, writing to you from the Hidden
Tower (and no, I won't tell you where it is). |
|All About AntwerphsThis article is about everything you could possibly what to know about
that cute, little petpetpet-devouring anteater know as the Antwerph. Read on
to discover the amazing beast.|
|A - Z of Exquisite and Exotic DrinksFine diners of Neopia will tell you that there is nothing more satisfying than
a gourmet drink at every meal.|
|Guide to Professional PokingI am here today to tell you all about the Neopian Olympic Poking Events, how
to poke and how to become a champion...|
|100 Excuses Not To Clean Your RoomI'd like to share
my best 100 excuses with you, for when YOUR owners yell about your messy rooms...|
|Apprentice Needed for Petpet LoversFrom tumbling rocks, falling stalactites, to riding on mining carts through
lava, he's done it all.|
|Methods of TrainingThis guide is just here to explain to anyone who is interested in training up their pet for the wonderful world of Battledoming. I am going to explain 5 ways on how to make your pet the ULTIMATE FIGHTING MACHINE! |
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Basic Inner Tubing
It is steering through obstacles such as whirlpools and arrows. It is (to most participants' horror) swimming through swamp water, it is - TUBULAR KIKO RACING! In this game, you have to help a Kiko named Kavi cross the finish line in first place! Sounds easy, doesn't it? But as I've already said in the first paragraph, there are many obstacles to cross. So, before you click that 'play' button...
Marshall was sure to obey orders by keeping a close eye on his buddy
at all times. Unfortunately, it was a difficult task.
Thomas never stayed in one place...
|One Last Song: Part Four|
He was not cut out for this job. He was a lanky,
knobby Lenny with fluorescent orange feathers that stuck up in all the wrong
places, oversized feet, and was constantly pushing a pair of large, circular
glasses up to his eyes as they frequently slid down his beak...