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5 Ways To Protect Your Neohome

Whether your home is made from jelly or gold, it should be well protected; I mean, after all, you wouldn't want the Pant Devil breaking and entering...

by smeesh28
Eye of the Storm - Eye Think You Should Play!

How are you supposed to find a lost ship looking randomly through 240 tiles, you ask? Simple...

by cyanamide
Fun Doesn't Have to Be In the Sun!

NeoGuides Holidays - the only way to navigate!

by demonlightreal
To Paint Or Not to Paint?

Why do most players paint their pets? How do they decide which paint brushes to buy? And how do they decide which pets will be painted? In a little experiment of my own, I asked players on the Help Boards...

by x__sayitaintso__x
A Walk Through Guild HQ

The hall is glistening with gold trophies of past guilds and even framed pictures of some Pet of the Month. People bustle around asking questions and finding out where they are supposed to be. You hope to be a part of this guild community; you just don't know where to begin!

by sra723
The History and Guide to the Beauty Contest

The Beauty Contest is a contest whereby people showcase their beloved pets to get people to vote for them, and whoever gets the most votes in that species wins...

by wongvolution
Run for Your Lives! (A Guide on Self-Preservation)

Have you ever been in a situation where you're talking to a person who is vaguely sinister and slightly threatening and you can't decide when to make your timely exit before they do something vaguely sinister and very threatening to you?

by rangapawtaggerung
The Battledome Blues: Species Uncovered

I've written this guide to hopefully give you more insight on a species' advantage, especially in the 'dome. When used smartly, it can even mean the difference between a win or a lose, while at the same time giving you new strategy options.

by phanthasm
Life of a Lutari: Common Questions Finally Answered

Most of you think we just popped up on a random day, taking the Neopian world by storm and surprise. But this simply isn't the case! We Lutaris have been around just as long as any other pet...

by hannahb23
A Hot Diggity Dog Countdown

Mmmmm. Everyone LOVES hot dogs. And what better place to get them but Hubert's Hot Dogs?

by soglam
Werelupe Encyclopedia

Now, the most important thing you need to know about Werelupes is that thing about full moons. There's a rumor going around that Werelupes are only Werelupes on a full moon. That's a myth!

by dark_goddess_rising
 
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"A People Deceived!" by lockshensa
Now they lived in peace, thanks to the grace and wisdom of Lord Kass. All her life, the majestic Eyrie had guided them. Posters, speeches, and fellow pets spoke of his greatness. It wasn't something that could be denied; it simply was. Lord Kass's goodness was as firm and unchangeable as the cycle of the seasons...




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Invisible Identity
"I lost something once! I lost something I couldn't live without!" I said, standing up suddenly. "My identity!" No one seemed to notice except the few near me...

by aerin_lupe844

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The Perfect Recipe
"What we need," said Miami thoughtfully, "is a perfect recipe."

by katiesheffield

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What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part Three
"Well, I don't want to spoil the surprise for you if you don't already know how the house will be set up, but I will tell you that some of the ways she wants us to build things in this house are quite... different..."

by puppy200010

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Xaraak: Part Three
She trailed off as she noticed the two boys coming towards them, bent slightly sideways as they were buffeted by the gale. "...and here comes the picnic brigade! Ye two look sorrier than a pair of baby Kacheeks wots lost their mommy. Git over 'ere!"

by oznozboopenheimer

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Funny Farm
Why Grey pets shouldn't have Grey petpets.

by saiyukiluva

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Random Something
Who do you think is the most evil being in Neopia?

by silvermare200



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