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||Issue: 260 | 6th day of Collecting, Y8
|Hidden Tower Items: Battledome Use Only?The
finest items in Neopia come at a hefty price (usually in the high thousands, low
millions), which most Neopians can't afford. But are her items only for use against
opponents in the Battledome, or do they have everyday purposes? |
|10 Things to Do While you RestockHere are 10 things that will make your restocking experience much more enjoyable.
|Say What?!There is weird lingo found all over Neopia. The Battledome, the chat
forums, shops... One can't get away from it.|
|Twenty One Tips on How to Be Boochi Safe!If you have always dreaded the thought of being zapped by that little pink critter, then this article is for you!|
|What Happened to the Grarrls, Eh?I have come to write this article because I am "concerned" about my species.
I mean, have you seen the pound boards lately? Most of them are Grarrls! |
|Storm Center: Cyodrake's GazeEye of the Storm is an extremely easy puzzle game, needing a bit of luck for
some parts of it. You see, the Gaze is under one of the two hundred and forty
tiles on the game board, along with its crew and a few special tiles thrown
in just for fun. This guide will show you just how easy the game is, the different
ways that you can play it, how you can win it and what does what.|
|Bonju Vs. JhuidahChef Bonju insists that his so-called 'Cooking Vessel' is unique, and he is
pure genius. On the same grounds, I insist that bow ties are unique and I am
a genius for inventing them. |
|Nameless NeopiansTake the pink Uni at the pound for example. She assists thousands of Neopians
a day in finding caring and loving homes, but through all those days she remains
without an identity.|
|A Rash Response to the Petpetpet?With the shocking introduction of Itchy Invasion into the gaming world of Neopia,
I would like to suggest that perhaps we should all take the time to look at
exactly what it is that we are shooting with that Pest B-Gone Ammunition.|
|Game Masters and Game Amateurs Are One And the SameHave you become scared of the link on your sidebar to play games? Have the trophy
addicts made you want to give up hope of getting that trophy you have always dreamed
of? Don't give up. Just start with the logic behind the madness…|
|Are "Special" Items Really So Special?First of all, they are apparently special enough to have their own category
in your safety deposit box. However, they are not special enough to have any
rhyme or reason to their organization.|
|A Tavern-full of Fun: An Interview with Dasher Soley"... An' there I was, bright pink, wearin' a poxy flowery hat, sat in the middle
o' the PetPet Puddle, surrounded by dozens o' the little critters, with a crowd
of Haunted Woods fans comin' down th' road towards me!"|
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"Why Not Spike?" by honshusan
At first, the prospect of getting a new Petpet was an excellent idea in Leven's mind. His old Petpet, a Pirate Faellie by the name of ScurvySpike, had never really liked him. And he was a great fan of Yooyuball, so a Yooyu would make a great Petpet. Yes, Leven had decided. Spike was out, and Yooyu was in. But the look on Spike's face as he was taken out the door of 494991 Bread Street...
Graphie hadn't been able to get more than a few hours of sleep
for the past three days... but why? Okay, so on the first day it was because
she'd eaten a whole carton of chocolate swirl ice cream...
|Cry for a Queen|
What right had the rest of the world to be sunny, happy, or bright? How could the birds sing so freely when it was all she could do not to scream?
Also by laurelinden
|Needed Adventure: Part Seven|
The earlier events of the day came
flooding back suddenly into his mind: Jason, the imposing building, the woman
and the men in their white coats, stuffing him into a cage and wheeling him
into a strange-smelling room, and....