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Beauty Contest Greens

If you've ever considered entering the Beauty Contest and earning your beloved pet that sparkling trophy for his or her lookup, you might want to think again.

by dark_goddess_rising
Top Ten Most Mysterious Ice Creams in All of Neopia

Caution: Reading this article may result in never eating 10 certain Neopian Ice Creams ever again.

by neoknuckles
The Guide to Getting Rid of Pesky Owners

I'm sure all you poor little weak pets are all eager to have revenge on your owners for not feeding you enough, or letting you get sick, or simply - as in my case - not allowing world domination before bed time. Well, no fear, my guide is the answer.

by abhobbs
Ten Steps to Save Yourself from Sloth

And you guys thought it was impossible!

by wigglyfish
Your Guide To Writing Fiction

To start with, you might want to choose what kind of entry you're best at.

by skycrowmor
How to Care for Your Yooyu

This petpet is beastly. This petpet is so full of pure evil many have run screaming from its malignant glare. I know this because I saw a picture of it in a magazine I read. Magazines don't lie.

by iamskot
I'm a Little Teapot...

Tea has been produced for hundreds of years in Neopia, and the art of tea serving has been passed down from generation to generation of well-born Neopets.

by 8311050
Usukis and Why We Love Them

They're dolls, based on the shape of a pet, who dress up in different costumes and are perfect things to collect. There are new and old, common and rare, but they're all very stylish. The thing is, how come everyone loves them? HOW COME EVERYONE WANTS THEM?

by alice_dominique
The Origins of Achyfi

Instead of selling quality sodas, Achyfi Enterprises had only two goals: create a large variety of flavors, and stay in the public eye.

by plasmashadow
Collecting 101

Of course, the first step has to be to decide what you want to collect. You should pick something you enjoy, and something that is in your price range.

by bikinibottom_5712
Where ARE They Now?

The lucky owners who were able to get this limited edition pet sometimes decide they don't want their Lutari anymore. So, they put them up for adoption. But, they must've forgotten that the lovely Lutari doesn't actually go into the pound. The question is why.

by stopthespamming
Shunned Shoyrus

Shoyrus are the most beloved pets of all Neopia, with their big, adorable eyes, their long, smooth tail, their small curved horn, and their cute, delicate wings. Yet through all of Neopian history, they have had little chance to show their shine.

by lunaquarrian
 
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We've all heard of Dr. Frank Sloth. He's done all manner of evil things, such as lighting robots on fire and chasing them, taking over the New Features, mutating our pets, and other various things. What if you could humiliate him in public? That would definitely be worth seeing. Of course, you could do other sneaky things to get rid of the green evildoer...



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Acon's Challenge
Acon shifted from one foot to the other as she chose her words carefully. "Well, sir... the actual day is often better than practice... nerves give me speed... I don't think you'll be disappointed when it comes to it." She smiled hopefully...

by katiesheffield

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A Light in the Darkness
"Here I am," he thought, "with the most clueless airhead ever to walk Neopia..."

by dubble_trubble

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The Search for the Golden Dice: Part Four
"I know all 'bout the Dice, and all 'bout Darkblood. I was in his crew at the time of the Mission, see."

by corr2000

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The Protecter Chronicles: The Beginning of the End - Part One
Algerdon gaped in shock. Home? Wait, there must be some mistake, he wanted to shout, but it was too late. Dr_death unlocked his door, and a rare smile flitted across his features for a moment...

by angelfire_from_above

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Kats Daze: Ideas
Ever wonder where...

by hanna_dc

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The Ring of the Lost
Yesterday, at the Battledome...

Idea by cwog

by kamikatze24




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