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most important) gift you give to your pet is a name. Believe it or not, your
pet’s name helps in determining his or her future.|
|A Guide to Magnificent Flowerbeds: Dos and Don'tsWhile some flowers grow normally,
others wither or get sick or even worse, they get eaten by other flowers. How can you avoid such flower tragedies? |
|Super Slushies"We have huge batches of each flavour brewing all the time," said Mr. Slush,
the owner of Happy Valley's Slushie Shop, "That way, whenever we have run out
of a flavour, we can restock instantly..."|
|The 10 Most Obscure and Forgotten NeopiansWell, what about the lesser known Neopians? The everyday
heroes who are both obscure and important? Or the obscure Neopians who aren’t
so important but do provide a moment or two of amusement? Shouldn’t we care about
|Rink Runner: Skating to PerfectionThe rules are quite simple. All you have to do is grab the musical notes. You
grab the musical notes by jumping into them. Avoid the sharp notes. These look
like tic-tac-toe boards, if you ask me.|
|The Devious Babaas of Your Maths HomeworkFor use with Maths Nightmare only. Not responsible for any damage to brain cells or fingers.
|The Ten Worst Ways to Leave the Darigan CitadelThe problem is, once you get onto the Darigan Citadel,
just how do you get off it?
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|Victory: An Interview with an Altador Cup ChampionWell, hello, I'm Dawnira, your interviewer. Right now I've scheduled
an interview with one of the legendary Cup Champs, Jared Slightfoot! Oh, there
|Adjusting for the Average Holiday PetWalking into the Merry Outfits Shop anyone can quickly notice a theme. Green
and red and the occasional brown is what most of the pets are decked in. Very
festive in the Month of Celebrating, but now?|
|Petpets, Good or Evil?Sure, people love to have petpets to show off, but are the petpets as innocent
as they look? |
|Gaming vs. RestockingYes, there is always
the option to be both a Gamer and a Restocker, but both take a lot of dedication;
splitting that dedication in half really spreads out the time between your goals
and achieving them. It's best to stick with one thing for a while and when you
get bored you have something new to move on to.|
|Interview with a Raving, Screaming LunaticHave you ever been to the Altador Colosseum to watch a game of Yooyuball?
Or maybe cheer on your favorite team? If so, then you've most likely noticed that
insane screaming blue Techo.|
|Gears and Cogs: The Altador CupBut some of us were not born perfect Altador Cup athletes. I certainly wasn't!
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|An Exclusive Interview With Valtonous ReaDue to insurmountable difficulties, it has been necessary to
print the Neopian Times interview with Faerieland’s Yooyuball Squad Goalkeeper,
Valtonous Rea, as a direct transcript...|
|The Altador Cup Dream TeamWith the Altador Cup moving into the third round, we've assembled
a line-up that we think would make for a pretty unstoppable team. But with so
many exceptional players to choose from, who made the list and who just missed
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Exiting the Citadel
Gravity really has a lasting effect on people living high up in the air. At least Faerieland has the odd faerie to save you as you plummet. So, just what is the best way to leave the Darigan Citadel? No one knows. But, to be useful and annoying, I have compiled the ten WORST ways to leave. Enjoy! NOTE: The author of this article takes no responsibility for any of the following: maiming, personal injury, mind damaging experiences...
|Dare of the Mortog|
If you walk through the majestic Meridell Gardens and follow
the winding dirt path until you reach the pond where Pink Lilies grow on the water's
edge, you might see a bunch of Mortogs lazing their day away...
|The Darkest Faerie's New Job|
Eventually, I decided I had to step in. "As today
is such a nice day, we're all going to do something together. Everyone write
down where you want to go, and I'll draw it out of a hat."
|Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Four|
And then the lights blazed to full brilliance,
illuminating Moehawk and setting the song into full swing. This close, I was
surrounded by the beat...