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Petpets of Geraptiku

Remember, if you intend to adopt a Crocalu, please keep it with you as long as you can, and please don’t release it into the sewers, no matter how good your intentions are.

by duster119
The Public, Your Pets, and You

If only there was a behavior training school in Neopia! But there’s not, and so I’m here to offer you some good tips on keeping your pets in line instead.

by thesecondringbearer
The 3 Ps to Avatar Collecting

There are three things every avatar collector needs in order to allow their collections to grow. And no, I'm not referring to neopoints or connections with influential people...

by cdnshedevil666
A Word on Description

I'm sure that there are a number of writers out there who are trying to figure out how to approach writing a story. Truth be told, there are many good approaches, and any one of them could lead to a good story...

by zephandolf
Wing Socks: Menace or Marvel?

Winged pets from all over Neopia ran to buy these when they first came out at the Clothing Store. They were sold out for at least a month!

by mimi_is_online
Seiged's Guide to Being a Pirate

Every pirate needs a good sword. Without one you are just a Neopet dressed in a funny outfit.

by zeonion
Don't Get Pied - A Carnival of Terror Guide

This is by far one of the most enjoyable games featured on the site. Where else do you get to blow up Dr. Frank Sloth's evil little experiments and get a good laugh out of it in the process?

by nbajd2525
Fancy Living: What High Class Color is Your Pet?

Of course, you’re probably very familiar with the paint brush colors, but which high ranking style is for you? This quick quiz will help you answer that very question...

by katiecoo802
Hostess of the Best Kau Party

With Kau Day just around the corner, I decided to give you some great ides (and tips) to throw the hottest, coolest Kau party that nobody will forget!

by ellen1117
Yooyuball - The Yooyu View

As you may know, Yooyu train their entire lives to get the chance to participate in this sport. But what do they do during all of that training? Well, here you can find out, because I have an exclusive interview with one of the Yooyu participants!

by katcrzy559
Team Brightvale: a Bunch of Cheaters?

Brightvale's supporters tend to point out that no one has actually seen them cheat before, but the team's description doesn’t seem to leave any room for error...

by elevendays
 
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To my dismay, one of the members declared, "I'll never get that one," so I set forth writing this guide to avatar collecting. There are three things every avatar collector needs in order to allow their collections to grow. And no, I'm not referring to neopoints or connections with influential people... yes, having those help, but in the end it's not them that gets avatars. What I'm talking about are the 3 Ps...



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The Blumaroo Who Couldn't Jump
"I-I'm M-muddytoes," Muddytoes said, trying to be brave, but he was stuttering so much that Tiger, Blake and Wilson could tell he was scared...

by eggy_the_great

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A Dark Lesson
I thought perhaps she was following someone else or playing hide and seek with a friend, but it was quite apparent that I was her target when I turned down Winding Wood Road...

by tamarashannonhall

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Getting Rid of the Grey: Part Three
By this time, the tourists who had been inside had come outside, and were waiting for the parade to begin. It would be headed by Fyora, followed by magical floats and the finale would be beautiful fireworks created by Fyora herself...

by lili483

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An Evening in the Archives: Part One
Raindrops drummed fervently on the opaque, large windows of the Archives, but it was promptly ignored by a light blue Lenny who was grunting heavily, busy with the task of moving books. Finneas grumbled, a bit regretfully...

Also by precious_katuch14

by shadowcristal


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In a Meepit's Mind
Isn't he SO cute?

by mcquackers

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Ummagine That
If only they knew...

by chiasarah



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