|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 232 | 24th day of Running, Y8
|Making Ex-tensions of Your ExtensionsThere are six basic types of extensions available to you and your neohome.
These include lighting, carpet, heating, insurance, security and wallpaper and
we’re here to cover the basics of just a few of these.
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|High-End Guild Dos and Don'tsChoosing a name is probably the hardest part of making a guild. You want something
that catches the eye and is sophisticated. |
|Oh, Woe is Me! I Am Very Distressed!Dr. Aigroegdede holds no blame for anything that might happen to you when you try her solutions.|
|Knee-Deep Battledome GuideSo, you're interested in learning how to battle? You've come to the perfect
place! Here I will be teaching you the basics of Battledoming...|
|Theoretical Lily: the Soup Faerie's IngredientsFrom the way she dresses, one would automatically think
that she is a poor and simple faerie who goes out of her way to help those poor
Neopians (and Neopets) to survive. But didn’t it ever cross your mind that she
needs ingredients to make her soup? |
|An Outrageously Updated Guide to the ICMSo be VERY careful
to not get any slowing or shield scoops or anything of the such in the beginning
rounds, since they’re not going to help you or your point count either. |
|A Handful of [LDP] Sand?! *Hmph*What else do you expect us to do with ALL this useless sand, eh?|
|The Top 30 Uses for JellyBut when it comes to the more exotic tastes
of jelly, such as Fish and Dung, you’ll have to get a little more creative than
simply eating it to put your food to its full potential.|
|What Not to Do With a Paper PetWell, that's what you get for having destructive
little critters who just happen to live in your home. Kinda scary to think about,
isn't it? |
|Kreludan Mining Corp: Forgotten Wonder?Kreludan Mining Corp is one of the most underrated and overestimated games
in the history of the Action category.|
|A Piece of Maraqua in Your Dry NeohomeThere's more to Maraquan Petpets than just food and water, ya know!
So sit down, grab one o' those java things and listen up; I'll try to explain
things to you.|
|Having a Superlative Chomby DayHappy Chomby Day, everyone! The word has now spread far and wide that today
is the one and only Chomby Carnival. Smell that? That, my friend, is the aroma
of exquisite Chomby Day Potato Soup and Chocolate Chomby Cookies being devoured
by the minute.|
|Top 15 Chomby TreatsLooking for the perfect treat for your Chomby? Look no further!|
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"Monster" by queen_aingeal
Sloth got up from his chair and walked to the window of his office, gazing out at the beautiful planet with a scowl creasing his face. "Why must you haunt me so?" he said to the planet. "I could make you so much better... we could achieve perfection, you and I..."