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Making Ex-tensions of Your Extensions

There are six basic types of extensions available to you and your neohome. These include lighting, carpet, heating, insurance, security and wallpaper and we’re here to cover the basics of just a few of these.

Also by angelica030788

by velveteen

High-End Guild Dos and Don'ts

Choosing a name is probably the hardest part of making a guild. You want something that catches the eye and is sophisticated.

by notmylife
Oh, Woe is Me! I Am Very Distressed!

Dr. Aigroegdede holds no blame for anything that might happen to you when you try her solutions.

by aigroegdede
Knee-Deep Battledome Guide

So, you're interested in learning how to battle? You've come to the perfect place! Here I will be teaching you the basics of Battledoming...

by xnletokynes
Theoretical Lily: the Soup Faerie's Ingredients

From the way she dresses, one would automatically think that she is a poor and simple faerie who goes out of her way to help those poor Neopians (and Neopets) to survive. But didn’t it ever cross your mind that she needs ingredients to make her soup?

by foxgloves108
An Outrageously Updated Guide to the ICM

So be VERY careful to not get any slowing or shield scoops or anything of the such in the beginning rounds, since they’re not going to help you or your point count either.

by travelerofneopia
A Handful of [LDP] Sand?! *Hmph*

What else do you expect us to do with ALL this useless sand, eh?

by purplepassiony2k
The Top 30 Uses for Jelly

But when it comes to the more exotic tastes of jelly, such as Fish and Dung, you’ll have to get a little more creative than simply eating it to put your food to its full potential.

by reelhorrorshow
What Not to Do With a Paper Pet

Well, that's what you get for having destructive little critters who just happen to live in your home. Kinda scary to think about, isn't it?

by satoshiketchum1890
Kreludan Mining Corp: Forgotten Wonder?

Kreludan Mining Corp is one of the most underrated and overestimated games in the history of the Action category.

by master_chief63
A Piece of Maraqua in Your Dry Neohome

There's more to Maraquan Petpets than just food and water, ya know! So sit down, grab one o' those java things and listen up; I'll try to explain things to you.

by tashni
Having a Superlative Chomby Day

Happy Chomby Day, everyone! The word has now spread far and wide that today is the one and only Chomby Carnival. Smell that? That, my friend, is the aroma of exquisite Chomby Day Potato Soup and Chocolate Chomby Cookies being devoured by the minute.

by lassie_nikki
Top 15 Chomby Treats

Looking for the perfect treat for your Chomby? Look no further!

by btcomsa12
 
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"Monster" by queen_aingeal
Sloth got up from his chair and walked to the window of his office, gazing out at the beautiful planet with a scowl creasing his face. "Why must you haunt me so?" he said to the planet. "I could make you so much better... we could achieve perfection, you and I..."




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An Adventure Worth Writing About
Day 4, 5th day of Running: I'm here in the Lost City (is it really lost anymore?) of Geraptiku. I'm an archaeologist...

by shadowlink29

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No News is Bad News
"Well, that's not the point. I can't believe that they'd cancel my birthday! Lack of interest-huh! I'm plenty interested!"

by shadow_zapdos

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The Greatest Treasure of All: Part Two
"Don't be ridiculous, Katrina," said Aaron. "Who would be dumb enough to bury their treasure at the Tombola stand? Everyone always goes there; someone would have found it by now."

by kacheeklover3579

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The Shoyru Tamer: Part One
Duel leaned over to hug her for comfort. "It's okay Sammy. He'll turn up again sometime."

by dragoncatcher_sammy

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Problems Only Neopian Goths Have
Problem #1.

by popeyethecat

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Annoying!- the Drenched!
Don't you even have a napkin or somthing?

by 900duckling



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