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To Pound or Not to Pound?

Well, when I was at the Pound, I noticed that many of the pets were the same species. So this leads me to my first list.

by fyregyrl
The Top 10 Advantages for Taking Part in the Monthly Games

There are several fun filled reasons that you should change your ways and give these tournaments a try. We’ll be looking at the top ten reasons to take part in the monthly tournaments.

by sillyjillyprincess
10 Ways to Tell if You Are Going to Be a Lab Pet

Here are a few signs to watch for in your owner to see if he or she is suffering from Thinkius buyus labis rayis (Thinking of buying a lab ray)...

by zoogerdame
Trophy Adventuring

CAUTION: Collecting medals and/or trophies can be hazardous to your health! Also note that there is no real cure for the addiction!

by kidagakash_nedakh

You have to destroy Dr. Sloth’s fleet with your small, tiny, red, laser-shooting ship. 1 Ship against 1000. You really should have taken Latrine Duty.

by antrow
Kadoatery Denial

My once empty inventory is stocked full of food. All these foods that were purchased right out of the shops are just for the Kadoaties. Their owners are on holiday, and here I am doing all the work...

by silentbutterfly
Picking a Battledome Guild

I will walk you through the basics of choosing a Battledome guild and also show you some stereotypes of the guilds.

by mysticdarkangel
The Neopian Light Source, Universe and Everything!

Disproving the theories of ordinary Neopians everywhere!

by ilumed
Does Sloth Wear Shoes?

To have a response to this difficult question, I have interviewed several Neopians, and have gotten a number of different and much exaggerated responses.

by priastonic

The idea of this dusty old crevice is to lure unsuspecting owners into the dark, claustrophobic hallways in hopes of treasure.

by pugnaciousilliterate
Jhudora: Naughty or Nice?

That’s right, I’m at Jhudora’s home in Faerieland, and I’m here to investigate the mystery that’s on everyone’s mind: is Jhudora really evil?

by dan4884
An Interview With Jhudora

With her very own day fast approaching, I decided to stop by and have a few words with the most misunderstood Faerie in Neopia, Jhudora.

by devil1699
A List for the Greatest Neopian Holiday: Jhudora Day

For as long as anyone can remember, Jhudora has been the scariest thing in Neopia, besides the amazingly odd popularity of Shoyrus of course.

by __jxhn_
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What to Do: Jhudora Day

Many of us are asking ourselves now, what should we do on the greatest holiday in Neopian history? Well I can answer that question for you! Below, I have compiled a list of twenty four (February fourth = 2/4 = 24) things you can do on the third annual, super duper, super dark, Jhudora Day!!

Other Stories


The Weaver
Perhaps the peculiar thing about the Weaver was that for all of her skill, talent, and riches, she herself wore only the simple clothes of a less fortunate Neopian...

by doughnut215


Wrapped in a Box
He had assumed that he was an okay Petpet, and was sure the day he was brought in the shop that he would be chosen and out of a cage before the others...

by brenicaevf333


To Be a Pirate: Part Seven
"And how exactly are we going to make him pay?" grumbled Jacques. "My head feels like it's about to burst open, and if you haven't noticed, we're prisoners again..."

by lolazgirl


A Hero's Journey: Part Five
The youngest son gave the biggest hug back. "I'll miss you too, Father," he whispered with choked sobs...

by precious_katuch14


No way! My idea is better!

by velveteen


Chibi Pals
Whatever you do, don't call Jhudora ugly!!

by puffibunni

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