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||Issue: 213 | 20th day of Collecting, Y7
|A Day Off With LawyerbotYou see, I’m right here in Lawyerbot’s room right now, and hopefully I’ll be
spending one day of my lovely weekend following him...|
|Don't Eat Sloth's Fish!Fish as food! The very idea! Could any pet enjoy eating something that is staring
up at them with those huge, bulbous eyes that all the fish have?|
|Ice Cream Machine - the Guide with Cherries on TopThis time the Ice Cream is out for revenge! |
|MORE Happy Home HuntingYes, we're here to continue brainwashing - I mean helping
you pick out a place to live by showing you the pros and cons of everywhere!
Also by extreme_fj0rd
|Count Von Roo: Why He REALLY Sleeps…I am sure that most of the innocent Neopians out there are not even
aware of Count Von Roo, who he is, or what he does.|
|The Books that Never Quite Made ItHave you ever wondered about the books that never made it into Neopia? Wondered
about what troves of knowledge they hold?|
|Cool (and Cheap) Toys to Buy for your NeopetsYou and your pets are sitting inside your neohome, completely and utterly bored...|
|Pterattack: RevampedThe game was revamped from the old version of Pterattack. The controls are
the same from the old version, but there have been some changes, past the graphics.|
|Weed It and Reap: a Beginner's Guide to NeogardeningNeogardening is an ancient and complex ritual that evolved on Mystery Island
hundreds of years ago. |
|An Interview with the Desert Food Stall GrarrlHello, good reader,
this is an interview with one of the most ignored half-heroes of Neopets, that
Desert Food Stall Grarrl guy.|
|What Started as a Day in Terror Mountain...I suddenly came across an old issue of the Neopian Times. Yes, it was no other than “Neopian Times Issue 3.” No big deal, right?|
|Ask the ExpertsMe: So, Brucey! You’re the one who found the Lost Desert, right?|
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Weed It and Reap
I’m here to tell you how you, that’s right, YOU can grow a fabulous acreage that will have the neighbors in awe and random vegetable Chias attempting to bury themselves in your topsoil just so they can be near your fabulous, fabulous Neogarden...
"Enough!" yelled the teacher, Miss Flame. "Ember,
if you cannot conjure a fire by tomorrow, I shall be forced to do something
you really don't want me to do."
|The Storm Cloud|
Storm's boat, a small, dark wooden rowboat called
the Rainbringer was certainly living up to its name. Only a few minutes
earlier, the boat had gotten a leak...
|Family Feud: Part One|
Sarah walked over to
the hut and knocked on the driftwood door. At the sound of paw steps approaching
the door, she was abruptly overcome with a wave of intense shyness...