|Reporting live from Neopia
||Issue: 213 | 20th day of Collecting, Y7
|A Day Off With LawyerbotYou see, I’m right here in Lawyerbot’s room right now, and hopefully I’ll be
spending one day of my lovely weekend following him...|
|Don't Eat Sloth's Fish!Fish as food! The very idea! Could any pet enjoy eating something that is staring
up at them with those huge, bulbous eyes that all the fish have?|
|Ice Cream Machine - the Guide with Cherries on TopThis time the Ice Cream is out for revenge! |
|MORE Happy Home HuntingYes, we're here to continue brainwashing - I mean helping
you pick out a place to live by showing you the pros and cons of everywhere!
Also by extreme_fj0rd
|Count Von Roo: Why He REALLY Sleeps…I am sure that most of the innocent Neopians out there are not even
aware of Count Von Roo, who he is, or what he does.|
|The Books that Never Quite Made ItHave you ever wondered about the books that never made it into Neopia? Wondered
about what troves of knowledge they hold?|
|Cool (and Cheap) Toys to Buy for your NeopetsYou and your pets are sitting inside your neohome, completely and utterly bored...|
|Pterattack: RevampedThe game was revamped from the old version of Pterattack. The controls are
the same from the old version, but there have been some changes, past the graphics.|
|Weed It and Reap: a Beginner's Guide to NeogardeningNeogardening is an ancient and complex ritual that evolved on Mystery Island
hundreds of years ago. |
|An Interview with the Desert Food Stall GrarrlHello, good reader,
this is an interview with one of the most ignored half-heroes of Neopets, that
Desert Food Stall Grarrl guy.|
|What Started as a Day in Terror Mountain...I suddenly came across an old issue of the Neopian Times. Yes, it was no other than “Neopian Times Issue 3.” No big deal, right?|
|Ask the ExpertsMe: So, Brucey! You’re the one who found the Lost Desert, right?|
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"Eliv Thade's Defeat" by sikki_lo
He could spend a week on one, or crank out twenty a day when he was in top form. He would send them out to the rest of Neopia, and in return would come neopoints to keep the castle running. So during the day, he created. At night, he solved...
|Define Happiness: a (Possible) History|
"Faerie, why do you not smile?" a curious blue
Kacheek once asked quietly, staring up at Baelia with intense black eyes. "You
are the most beautiful in all of Neopia, surely you are happy."
|I Dare You|
"Oh, come on, Polly," she sighed, watching the devastated
expression on her friend's face. "I'm only asking you to do it once…"
|Escape: Part Three|
Food was being
passed around and many of the villagers were dancing in time to the clapping
of their fellow's paws. A tinge of regret stung Valrigard...