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A Not-So-Helpful Guide to Gormball

Now I'm sure you have all heard of Gormball. If you haven't, I suggest you go to this big, fun, and seemingly magical place most people call "The Game Room".

by skittleiciousgirl
What Makes the Magic Smelly Socks Smelly?

But have you ever wondered how the socks get smelly? I began research a month ago...

by queenkeiko
A Battler's Friend: Petpets

If you walk into a shop and you see a Spyder lifting weights then you need that one... I’m just kidding.

by brytelytex001
A Bakery Review

This quaint little bakery is simply divine, and the baker is so nice to all of his customers. He always greets them cheerfully and elegantly at the door and always leaves a great display of scrumptious items in his shop.

by corky_the_puppet123
How to Succeed at Gadgadsgame Without Really Trying

A beginner's guide to Gadgadsgame reveals the secret to success: a lack of effort!

by phanilla
An Interview With the Humble Red Negg

I had quite a few questions to ask these Red Neggs – and had anyone ever been brave enough to do it? No!

by _comett_
Typing Terror Tips for Tired Typers

Are your fingers typing all day, even when you're not on the computer? Do you remember where every key is on your keyboard?

by fip
Happy Home Hunting

Quiet or they'll hear us! Um, she means that we're here to tell you about all the lovely things you can do in the various places one can build one's Neohome.

Also by year_of_the_fox

by extreme_fj0rd

Sloth: True Neopian Story

No one will ever be a symbol of the greatness that is Neopia like our good friend and evil menace Doctor Frank Sloth.

by uggazew
Neopia - Journal by Alkiore A. Aisha

This is an article of exploration made by a brave explorer, Alkiore. The following is based on true events, which happened to our brave explorer when he was sent to the planet we know only as “Neopia.”

by devilneko
Magic vs. Technology - Which is the Better Element?

It really was a tricky question. I mean, the highly advanced technology of the Space Station was, in a lot of ways, similar to the magic found in places like Meridell or Brightvale.

by darkerstrife
At the Faerie Festival

Whether you're a simple but important elemental faerie, or a different sort with a power all your own, this is one holiday you wouldn't want to miss.

Also by shadowcristal

by precious_katuch14

 
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"The Game is Gormball" by sweetie_me274
"So?" sighed Ember, a hint of jealousy in her voice. "Your destinies don't lead to small glass bottles where you are trapped until some rich Neopian buys you. Then you have to bless their wretched pet, be released, and do the same thing again."




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The Neopian Annual Pasty Eating Contest
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Utter defeat - that was all she could feel. After a millennium of waiting, after planning her return so meticulously, her enemy had bested her...

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The Return of Scarblade: Part Two
"Garin, you do not understand. Everything changes the future, but my visions always come true."

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Who Needs a Royal Paint Brush? III: Part Two

Feeling dazed and rather overwhelmed, Cuni crawled forward slightly, got to her feet, trotted out of the closet, and glanced into the kitchen. No one was there...

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Two Chias
What did one Chia say to the other Chia?

by numbertwelve

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Meepo
Hey Meepo, do you want to try some of my lemonade?

by verallien



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