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The Top Ten Richest Neopians

The time has come for these Neopians to be revealed and honored for their great wealth and… well… pretty much just their wealth...

by uggazew
Advanced Neohoming

Tired of the flooring options available? Sick of the cream rug? Well, one day some insane neohomer (we haven’t quite pinned down the culprit yet) decided to create flooring tiles out of furniture items...

by beenerz
Cruelty in Numbers

Pets need snappy names that roll off the tongue, give effect and reveal their personality.

by glamness
Ice Cream Dodging is Not For the Faint of Heart

To be sure, it's no easy task; flying frozen frenetic blobs are certainly unpredictable, and there have been accidents.

by lack_luster
Getting a New Pet: Are You Really Ready?

That create a pet button is awfully tempting, and without neopets there would be no Neopia, but how do you know when it’s time?

by dark_goddess_rising
Before Falling Asleep...

The old classic: count babaas. One babaa, two, three, fou--Ok, you've just had a pillow shoved in your mouth by your awakened (and obviously, irritable) roommate.

by puppy200010
Why You Shouldn't Bug Jhudora

Have you ever gone on a quest for Jhudora before? Did you realize at Level 3 that you preferred Illusen's to Jhudora's? Have you considered telling this to her?

by oo_superneomom_oo
We Have a Blast Off!

I have yet to uncover the Alien Aisha's name; however don't you find it a bit odd that such a futuristic Neopet would be interested in a game from Tyrannia?

by faeriegurl4lyfe
Petpet Pandemonium

Darn. Another bad zap. Well it is quite good compared to some of the other effects that could happen…

by liokeet
Below that Well Groomed Surface

Many potential Uni owners can be put off by their reputation of being difficult and highly-strung. I am intent on showing the other side to these pets.

by anuqet
Selling Strategies: the Science of Pressing "Sell"

Have you ever heard a phrase of something to the sort saying “There’s more than one way to do things?” I’m sure you have. And selling in the stock market is no different.

by nyyankeesfan72
The Deserted Tomb: Not So Deserted Anymore

You have probably already heard about this exciting discovery because it is the biggest news since Brucey B and the Lost Coin, but for those that have been living underneath their pet Rock for the last few weeks...

by sum41girl2k
 
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The Ballad of the Tears
'Where are we?' asked Miyoka, rubbing her eyes. The sun was bright and shining, and there wasn't a single cloud in the crisp blue sky...

by evanescent_pudding

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Her Mother's Warning
"Though you are strong, you are not as strong as the terrible White Lupe that roams the Ruins."

by sarah_the_insane

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Mysterious Patchwork: Part Three
This place was so much nicer than the Adoption Agency. Even if he could only stay for a little while...

by dark_goddess_rising

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Brought Together II: Part Four
"Smatty took it from me," Fyora whispered. She knew all of the citizens of the hidden tower were in danger now...

by springsteen0991

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The Problem With Hasee Bounce
Why some pets just won't play Hasee Bounce....

Art by Hallonglass

by wildbluesun


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Unnecessary Nonsense
Shake, Shake, Shake.... KABOOM!!!

by nightychao172



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