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The Top Ten Richest Neopians

The time has come for these Neopians to be revealed and honored for their great wealth and… well… pretty much just their wealth...

by uggazew
Advanced Neohoming

Tired of the flooring options available? Sick of the cream rug? Well, one day some insane neohomer (we haven’t quite pinned down the culprit yet) decided to create flooring tiles out of furniture items...

by beenerz
Cruelty in Numbers

Pets need snappy names that roll off the tongue, give effect and reveal their personality.

by glamness
Ice Cream Dodging is Not For the Faint of Heart

To be sure, it's no easy task; flying frozen frenetic blobs are certainly unpredictable, and there have been accidents.

by lack_luster
Getting a New Pet: Are You Really Ready?

That create a pet button is awfully tempting, and without neopets there would be no Neopia, but how do you know when it’s time?

by dark_goddess_rising
Before Falling Asleep...

The old classic: count babaas. One babaa, two, three, fou--Ok, you've just had a pillow shoved in your mouth by your awakened (and obviously, irritable) roommate.

by puppy200010
Why You Shouldn't Bug Jhudora

Have you ever gone on a quest for Jhudora before? Did you realize at Level 3 that you preferred Illusen's to Jhudora's? Have you considered telling this to her?

by oo_superneomom_oo
We Have a Blast Off!

I have yet to uncover the Alien Aisha's name; however don't you find it a bit odd that such a futuristic Neopet would be interested in a game from Tyrannia?

by faeriegurl4lyfe
Petpet Pandemonium

Darn. Another bad zap. Well it is quite good compared to some of the other effects that could happen…

by liokeet
Below that Well Groomed Surface

Many potential Uni owners can be put off by their reputation of being difficult and highly-strung. I am intent on showing the other side to these pets.

by anuqet
Selling Strategies: the Science of Pressing "Sell"

Have you ever heard a phrase of something to the sort saying “There’s more than one way to do things?” I’m sure you have. And selling in the stock market is no different.

by nyyankeesfan72
The Deserted Tomb: Not So Deserted Anymore

You have probably already heard about this exciting discovery because it is the biggest news since Brucey B and the Lost Coin, but for those that have been living underneath their pet Rock for the last few weeks...

by sum41girl2k
 
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Definitely Deserted?



I, Gracie the Grarrl, am reporting to you live from the Lost City of Geraptiku. You have probably already heard about this exciting discovery because it is the biggest news since Brucey B and the Lost Coin, but for those that have been living underneath their pet Rock for the last few weeks...



Other Stories


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Silver Tears
Miss Lela pursed her lips at it. She was a highly skilled adult air faerie… and she couldn't make a storm in a jar! How did Braddah do it?

by kemppotatoe

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Apoc vs. Old Maraqua
He was a Christmas Bori who lived with his family in Neopia Central. He lived a pretty normal life except for one thing. He wanted to enslave Neopia...

by mystery_island111223

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Inferno: Part One
I unlocked it and turned the handle, opening it to find my ghost Lupe looking up at me through his red eyes...

by arula100

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Mysterious Patchwork: Part Three
This place was so much nicer than the Adoption Agency. Even if he could only stay for a little while...

by dark_goddess_rising

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No Way Out
MY PETPET?!

by cmann10

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Oh So Strange
There's an Acara eating buzzer next to you....

by adventure_girl23



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