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Neopets TCG: Plushietastic!

This deck, while adorable, can be a little complicated to play...

by neopian_queen_liana
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Many people will be drawn to interesting and creative titles rather than boring, bland, or overused ones.

by fierwym
6 Plans You Can Use to Escape the Ray Gun

I will tell you plans that could be effective in avoiding a potentially gruesome (and cute at the same time, I do call them CUTE little piles of sludge, after all) situation...

by angel_aisha_
Meepit vs. Feepit: a Guide to the Avatar

My personal favorite is the Fire Meepit, with its Comet Skullbash attack. All of their combos are fun to watch, but NOT fun to be hit by...

by darkwolf__untamed
Inedible Food

To prevent accidents involving the Weapon/Food items, I have created this article so you know what foods to be wary of and what foods to feed your face with...

by tigerfanatic33
A Comprehensive Guide to High Society in Neopia

One must know that there are certain hobbies that they should partake in if they wish to be accepted into the right class of Neopians...

by plllz
How to Be a Neodeck Card Collector

Neodeck cards. Their popularity seems to have lessened recently, but there are still a few people out there who collect them...

by _falling_star___
The Top 11 Ways to Survive a Power Outage

...and maintain sanity in the process...

by auntfalcor
How to Shop for a Queen

When it comes to a really special someone, or even royalty (which in turn can be the same thing for some people, and not literally), buying almost anything can seem like a hassle!

by lilshorty1496
Neverending Boss Battle – THE GUIDE OF DOOM

You play as a brave Neopian, fighting to save his planet from an un-destroyable ship. You will never be able to stop him, but Neopia will...

by moo92166
 
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"Lost: Baby Kau. Please return to Faerieland Library" by tessd1891
He decided to go to Faerieland to visit his favorite place, the library. He liked to read, and he loved talking to the Library Faerie. She was so smart, he thought she must know everything...




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Angel
You'd think that after that whiny little Shoyru persuaded Mom into getting a Halloween Paint Brush for him, he'd be quiet for a little while. But no...

by really_awesome_d00d

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Birthdays and Best Friends
"Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!" Kyorai shouted gleefully as he hugged his mother and raced upstairs to begin writing his guest list...

by oldnavyfan10

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For The Life of a Pirate: Part Four
“We have a treatment for stowaways, and that is that they must pay for their board by working around the ship.”

by nut862

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Teaching Mr. Bristle: Part Four
Garfy stared at Mr. Bristle's desk for a moment, then stared in shock at the teacher sitting proudly at his neat and organized desk...

by springsteen0991

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Major Malfunction #20
In the dead of night...

by moonxtal

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Speck the Speckled
I think it was a bad idea...

by cheetah_kougra



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