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||Issue: 197 | 1st day of Swimming, Y7
|Journeys Through the Concert Hall: 2 Gallon HatzI'm sort of a musical guy. Therefore, it's only logical that I should bombard
the Tyrannian Concert Hall every day of my pathetic life...|
|Go, Go, Go, but How Far???I'm sure everyone knows about the game Go! Go! Go!, but how far can you really
go in this game? |
|Attack of the Revenge! ArRrRr!!I see you be comin 'ere
for some advice to keep them plundering pirates off your ship! Well, I can help
|It’s Not What You Think: TurmaculusWe’ve all heard of the Turmaculus, the giant Turmac that spends his
time lying face down in the middle of Meridell, but do any of us really know what
goes on inside the mind of this mighty petpet?|
|For FaelliesI am proud to be a Faellie, proud of my big ears,
small nose, and especially of my testy personality. So I’m going to do something
about these detestable rumors...|
|The Annual Neopian Villains ConventionYes, this convention sure is going to be a big one, all right. I mean, they’re
giving away free piles of sludge!|
|A Quick Guide to Free the CropsEverywhere you turn, you can see those small, slimy
petpets. It’s like an invasion...|
|Food Club: A Guide for BeginnersDo you like the idea of 20 pirates stuffing themselves silly just so that you
can make a little bit more? Then Food Club is definitely the game for you!|
|Misleading Motives: The Money Tree's SecretsWith all of this generosity and fame, how could anyone ask the question, "Is
the Money Tree evil?"|
|Swarm - The Bugs Strike Back - GuideThe basis of the game is that you, a Wocky, have a job to do, and a swarm of
evil fire spitting bugs aren’t making your day any easier.
Also by undeadfortune
|The Fetch! TrapVictims
often run from one side of the maze to the other following this searching pattern
and often double-back, instantly forgetting they have already checked that area...|
|Be AdvertedMy quest is different; I decided to
pay attention to those adverts for once and examine them to find out who were
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"Charley 'n' Me" by dragonhadley
He's my Spardel, good little dog, always does what I tell 'im. Now you're thinking, why would I want such a stupid petpet? Right? Listen here, Charley ain't stupid...
"So, you think you might actually get one?" Giselle asked
me as we walked along Rainbow Lane. "That's so exciting! You deserve it, you know.
You've wanted it for so long."
|Charley 'n' Me|
I guess you’re wondering who Charley is. He’s my Spardel, good little dog, always does what I tell ‘im...
|EndingArrow: Part Two|
They wanted to invite us over to their world for the evening, just for a friendly
get-together. It was the last thing I would have expected...