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||Issue: 172 | 7th day of Sleeping, Y7
|Neopia Now! Hello and welcome to Neopia Now! Here at NN we hope to provide you
with all the latest news, gossip, and – most important of all – entertainment.|
|Taking Advantage of the Neopian Economy At every moment, the vast economic processes of Neopia are going on all around
you. Inflation, deflation, buying, selling, trading, stocks, games, jobs, donations,
prizes, gambling... all seem a bit much for you?|
|The Lesser-Known Petpets: ZamillionWhat’s
this that just came out of the Cooking Pot? Why... it’s a Zamillion!|
|Is Gambling Worth the Risks?Are you a gambling addict? Do you love the thrill of wagering your
precious neopoints in games of chance like Bilge Dice, Double or Nothing and Dice-A-Roo?
Do you know someone who does? I know I certainly do! |
|Zurroball AssistanceZurroball is a game where you click a ball and it bounces up.
You try and see how long you can get it to bounce until it touches the ground.
Sounds simple, right? There is much more strategy involved. |
|The Ultimate Fruits GuideIn Neopia, there is a large pool of different fruit species originating from
different worlds. I am a professor from the University of Tiki Taku Island,
and I’m going to bring you on an expedition through the lush rainforests of
Mystery Island to the berry bushes of Meridell.|
|When Good Meepits Go Bad...There are a lot of rumours about Meepits. Are all of those true?|
|Fyoras Quest: Conquering the Faerie CavesIn this thrilling game brought back to life with new graphics and brand new
puzzles you are to guide Quaglor through each level collecting the Gems, Treasure
Chests and different Keys...|
|Why Gnome Collecting is the Next Big ThingGnomes are not just those potato-shaped “little people” in funny pointed
hats and boots that the crazy old lady down the street collects. No my friend,
they are much more...|
|Guide to Profiting off of Retired ItemsRetired items may not make tons of profit right away, but they will
in the long run...|
|The Neocola MachineNobody knows how this mystifying machine works. It is located in the middle
of Kreludor, the only moon of Neopia...|
|Seven Dreadful DaysEach day
is more dreadful than the other, except for one of them; the challenge is for
you to figure out which one...|
|Help Rebuild MaraquaWhat is my inspiration of Maraqua? What made me
drawn to the ocean? My great-grandmother, Aliyah! She had told my grandmother
this story and it was passed down to my mother and then to myself...|
Search the Neopian Times
Here at NN we hope to provide you with all the latest news, gossip, and – most important of all – entertainment. But what is NN, I hear you ask? Well, maybe I don’t, but I’ll tell you anyway. Neopia Now is, most accurately, described as an entertaining show in written word. Imagine watching Chomby and the Fungus Balls at the Tyrannian Concert Hall…
Everyone stared at him sympathetically. Leanardo
was an incredibly unlucky Kadoatie. His owner had already left him at the Kadoatery
for two weeks...
|The Ixi of Doom Hits the Ground Running|
"Well? What are you waiting for? Get to the track!"
he shouted. The pets in group one grumbled a bit as they trotted over to the
starting line. Zarrelian gulped, nervously eyeing the other students in his
|Raider of the Sky: Part Four|
"If the wind is at our back, we should be able
to fly over the valleys and the mountains tomorrow. If not," Croshar paused,
"we'll have to spend the night in the mountains again, but we can stand that."
|Change of Tune: Part Two|
"I'll make you a deal then. If you get Fernypoo
to like you," he leaned in closer and whispered in my ear, "I'll get you any
paint brush you want."