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||Issue: 160 | 1st day of Collecting, Y6
|Total RandomnessWe want to know who Kauvara’s favourite band to see at the
Tyrannian Concert Hall is? Where The Tax Beast likes to spend his holidays?
|The Greatest Secret in all of Neopia?I know many of my fellow Neopians are loyal questers
for Jhudora and Illusen. I myself continually quest for Illusen, though I haven’t
yet earned a Honey Potion. But the question I feel compelled to ask is, why?|
|Escaping CellblockI wonder "Will
the prisoners Clop, Barallus, Squire Meekel, and the Yellow Knight ever be set
|How to End Sibling RivalrySibling Rivalry, We’ve all heard of it. Most of us Neopet owners
have probably dealt with it at one time or another.|
|Meerca Chase Magic!Have you always wanted that Meerca Chase avatar, or one of those
spiffy trophies, but you just couldn't get high enough of a score? No problem! |
|My Take on MAGAX: DestroyerWhat do you think of when you hear MAGAX: Destroyer? Do you think
of Hubrid Nox’s evil schemes? Or maybe you think of the mysterious hero, Magax.
|The Invisible and Invincible Space FaerieOver the past week or so,
it has been brought to my attention that a certain faerie has failed to be seen
over the past few months.|
|Adult NeopiansNearly every time I visit the message boards I see a post relating
to it in some way. Getting curious? |
|A Chat and a Cup of Borvan With:Today is a special day…I am conducting an interview
with one of the most feared Chombies in all of Neopia! The Giant Hungry Malevolent
Chomby! Or is he?
|Dear Roxy: Painting Problems SolvedNow, I must poke a hole into pet owner’s fantasies and silly day dreams. In
reality, paint brushes don’t solve everything.|
|How to Win the Neopian Adventure SpotlightAre you hungry for yet another trophy? Or maybe it’s the Neopoint
reward? Maybe you just want to create an amazing adventure for all to enjoy?|
|The Best Adventure Spots in Neopia: TyranniaYour guide to exploring
Tyrannia, inspired by intense boredom. |
|Kreludan Mining Corp. - Earning a Golden SpaceshipHome of mines, orange Grundos, blue gems, and...more orange Grundos.
You may think that Kreludor’s just a big, dark, scary planet in the sky. Well,
you’d be wrong, it’s actually a big, dark, scary moon in the sky...|
|Writing for the NT When English is NOT Your First LanguageThis is an article to help you to write for the Neopian
Times… if you’re one of those international players. |
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Sibling Rivalry, We’ve all heard of it. Most of us Pet owners have probably dealt with it at one time or another. I’m sure you all know what it's like when you come home from earning Neopoints to find your Grarrl picking on your Ixi because your cute little Ixi would hand over his book...
Moonstripe smiled contentedly, for it was the
best tasting berry she had ever eaten! It was sweeter than the ripest chocato,
and juicier than a juicy berry that was filled to the brim.
|Gunza the Crybaby|
He had tried to be tough and cool like the other
Grarrls in his grade. He was supposed to be one of the most feared Neopets,
for Sloth's sake! But he just couldn't muster up the courage to bully an Acara
out of her lunch money.
|The Neo-Rakarr: Part One|
Kokyu knew something was wrong. He had sensed
the flash of wrongness in Aihami's direction, and as he read her glance clearly
he thought he could guess the cause of the trouble...