PETPET PUDDLE - Think of the scariest Petpet you know. No, you know what - look
in the Petpet Puddle. What Petpet did you choose? Gremble? Drackobunny? N-4 Information
Re- Well, you know what - I don't care.
Seriously. Not being rude here, but I seriously don't care what you chose,
because I'm going to tell you what Petpet is really the scariest of ALL!
-drumroll- The… MEEPITS!
Yeah, it's true! Don't believe me? Well, I'll prove to you that Meepits really
are the creepiest of all…
#1: The Name!
You're probably thinking that I'm crazy - what's wrong with the name Meepit,
Let me explain this to you.
Meepit is an evil name.
Take for example the Feepit. What is more likely, that an evil villain would
say - "Muahahahaha… FEEP!" or "Muahahahahaha… MEEP!" Isn't it OBVIOUS that it
is Meep? There you go!
And for what is the 'it' at the end? Well, isn't that obvious? The evil villains
want to spread their evilness, so instead of a complicated 'Paytheevilnessfoward'
Petpet, why not a 'Meepit' (forward, but but then it wouldn't be a catchy name)?
#2: The Look!
Just look at it.
It's PINK. PINK. What better color for a villain but pink? After all, no one
(except ME! =D) would suspect such an innocent color to belong to an evil villain?
(Yes, I love saying evil villain… got a problem with that? Eh?)
Now, look at the EYES. Those eyes are beyond creepy. They're… they're… HUGE!
They're boring their eyes into you… they're controlling your mind… they're turning
you into a slave… they're - Hey, shake out of it! They almost got you there…
#3: The Description!
There is something awfully spooky about those big staring eyes...
Admit it - That says it all! Even TNT know that the Meepit is evil… but you
know, his eyes aren't just spooky. I'll let you in on a little secret - behind
those eyes are another pair of larger eyes (hence the big size of the Meepit's
eyes - so there will be room for the pair of eyes behind). Who owns the pair
of evil eyes behind the Meepit? Alas, it is none other than-
Oh, wait, I forgot. I'm not allowed to tell. Sorry.
#4: The Related Items!
Look at that thing! He's a monster! The Meepit is eating the mirror… AHH! Run
away before he eats you!
Psst… I think the Meepit took over the lamp! Look at him… the Meepit's face
turned into the lamp! :o Freaky. I don't think he's really satisfied with that
Meepit Bean Bag
Who would want to sit on a pair of evil, Meepity eyes? I mean, seriously, imagine
you were sitting on someone's face. Would you enjoy that?
T-t-t-that Meepit has… has… 3 eyes!! I think the blue and red is a hurricane
swirl thing and it's sucking into it all of the eyes it sees… I'd stay away
if I was you.
You see this plushie? This plushie is how the Meepit looked like before it
was taken over by- Oops. Almost said it. Anyway, you see - he was dead! I think
I prefer having a dead plushie than the real thing, though.
O_____O RUN AWAY!! THE MEEPIT WANTS TO EAT YOU AND IS DISGUISED AS A CHAIR!
#5: The Game!
Meepit Juice Break
Technically, this game was made for a break for the Meepits from taking over
Neopia (hence the name). Now, you probably think this is just a normal juice
break. Well, you're wrong! (Muahahaha… I love saying that too). In those endless
gallons of juice, there is one special chemical - Chemical X! Nah, just kidding
=) The chemical is actually Chemical E - which is the evilness chemical. Therefore,
the more you play this evil game, the more evil the Meepits turn! So, stop playing
the game - to save Neopia! You'll be heroes! Oh, and you'll give me a bigger
chance to finally get another trophy.
#6: The Merchandise!
There is only one merchandise item, which is the Mini Meepit Plushie. But did
you know that if you check the Image URL of this item, you will discover that
it is not regular but instead '//images.neopets.com/shopping/80x80/evil_meep_it.jpg'?
Yes, it is!
Okay, it isn't. But I made you look! Well, some of you at least. Right? Right?
#6: The Enemy!
The Meepits' enemy is none other than the adorable Feepits! Now, look at them.
Look at these innocent little Petpets. They are so… innocent! They can never
be the bad side, and since wars are always Good vs. Bad, in this case, if the
Feepits are good, the Meepits are BAD! :D Anyway, compare the adorable Feepit
items to the evil, evil Meepit items. It's obvious, isn't it?
#7: The [OVERPRICED] Price!
These evil, hideous (no offence to the Meepit Lovers -coughslavescough-) Petpets
go for 400,000 - 500,000 Neopoints in the Trading Post! Would you believe that?
It's OBVIOUS that the evil has taken over the prices! I mean, who would pay
500,000 Neopoints for some lame Petpet? Err... no offence. Well, maybe only
a little. Anyway, as I said, the evil creatures have taken over the prices and
made them uber expensive! If it was up to me, I would make them 1 Neopoint each
(well, and then I would have bought them all and sold them for a million Neopoints
each... I mean, nothing 0=D) because that's what they're worth! Tsk, tsk. If
you stumble upon a Meepit, do not fall to the evil forces above who make you
want to put them for 500,000 Neopoints! Just give them to me and I'll... uhh,
do what everyone should do with it - demolish it. Err.. yeah.
Anyway, this is the end of my article! :) I hope you enjoyed reading it, snorting
and saying 'Those are the lamest jokes ever' and checking out if the Mini Meepit
Plushie's URL really is what I said! =) Now, children, run along to play outside
and don't forget to stay away from Meepit strangers!
If you're reading this, it means my second article was published! :) To
read the first one. look up 'twestie' [that's the name of my last account] in
the NT search.