Wearable Jewellery for Your Friend or Valentine
---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Maldice the Stealthy Draik, Walda the ever-so-bratty Baby Kacheek, and Christine, their owner!---
Christine: Welcome! If you’re wondering what kind of gift to get your friend, family member, or valentine for Valentine’s Day, look no further. There are many different wearable jewellery items which a lot of pets would enjoy. In this article, we’ll be going over the Valentine-themed ones that are most suitable for this holiday---
Walda: I WANT A BOX OF CHOCOLATES FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!!!
Maldice: *scowls* No, you’re not getting one.
Walda: I WANT ONE, YOU MEANIE!!!
Ella: Don’t worry. I’ll get you a nice necklace instead.
Angie: Unfortunately, none of the wearable jewellery items come in baby sizes...
Walda: WHAT?! NO FAIR!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!
Maldice: You got plenty of wearables last Valentine’s Day... (Issue 891—A Bratty Baby’s Favorite Valentine’s Day Wearables)
---Walda continues to throw a tantrum, so Maldice picks her up and carries her upstairs to her room, then locks the door.---
Maldice: Finally. Peace and quiet.
Christine: I hope she calms down quickly. I do think that there should be some wearable jewellery options for babies. That would make her very happy.
Angie: Agreed. Maybe we should ask Ellia, the Uni who runs the Clothing Shop in Neopia Central.
Christine: I’ll put that on my to-do list. Without further ado, the jewellery items for Valentine’s Day are:
---Candy Heart Necklace---
Ella: Well, this doesn’t look functional.
Maldice: Agreed. It will wear out quickly or disintegrate in the rain.
Ella: I think it’s more of a novelty item.
Angie: Well, I’m still wondering what it would look like on me. *puts on necklace* Not bad.
Maldice: PLEASE tell me that you don’t intend to wear that out in public. Only Walda would do that.
Angie: I won’t. I was just curious---AAAAHHHH!!!
Maldice: What’s wrong?!
Angie: Some...nasty...flying...BUG just dive-bombed me!!! What if it bites?!
Maldice: You’re a wimp.
Ella: I imagine it was attracted to your candy necklace.
Angie: *points to bug crawling on floor* THERE IT IS!!! GET RID OF IT!!!
Maldice: *stomps on bug* You are SUCH a baby.
Angie: *sigh of relief* You weren’t the one who was bitten by a Spyder once!!!
Walda: Why is Angie screaming?
Maldice: How’d you get back here?! I locked the door for a reason...
Walda: I jumped out the window!
Ella: ...Don’t do that, Walda. It’s dangerous.
Walda: *indifferent* Why was Angie screaming?
Ella: Don’t tell her. She’ll cry... *whispers* Walda hates bugs, too.
Walda: Is that a candy necklace?
Angie: Yes. You can have it! *takes it off and hands it to Walda*
Walda: It’s not chocolate, but I’ll take it. *eats candy* Yum!
Maldice: *whispers* Don’t tell her a bug landed on it.
Walda: *eats candy nonchalantly*
Walda: These are very pretty. Too bad I can’t wear them... *huffs*
Ella: Well, I will try them on. *puts earrings on* I love them! Are they real gold?
Maldice: No way. The price is much too low...
Ella: Awww... Well, they’re still pretty. I wonder what the stones are made of.
Angie: If I had to guess, I’d say some synthetic material.
Ella: ...Better than plastic, I guess...
---Diamond Necklace of Hearts---
Ella: Are these real diamonds?
Maldice: No way. Diamonds aren’t pink, silly!
Angie: Actually, diamonds come in many different colours, including pink. Some of the colours are very rare and sought after. The red ones are the rarest.
Maldice: Also known as a ruby.
Angie: *sigh* They are not the same.
Ella: So, are these pink stones really diamonds?
Angie: Let me take a look. *inspects necklace* I think these are white diamonds that were artificially coloured.
Angie: Hey, they’re still real diamonds. Just the colour is fake.
Ella: Better than the synthetic stones in the Valentines Earrings, that’s for sure!
---Gothic Red Rose Necklace---
Ella: Ummm... I’m not really a fan of this one. It looks too... sinister.
Maldice: It’s called GOTHIC Red Rose Necklace. What did you expect?
Ella: You should wear it if you like it.
Maldice: I will. *puts necklace on* Not bad!
Walda: I think it’s UGLY!!!
Christine: *sigh* Walda, that’s not very nice...
Maldice: Then you don’t have to wear it, you brat.
Walda: I CAN’T wear any of this stuff... *huffs*
---Jewelled Heart Pendant Necklace---
Angie: Yay, an actual ruby! Much more affordable than those red diamonds.
Walda: You already have a ruby necklace. I got you one for the holidays. (Issue 851—The True Meaning of the Holiday Season)
Angie: *sigh* You’re right. Well, now I have two. I guess having too many is better than having none at all...
Ella: Maybe you could layer them together.
Angie: They might get tangled...
---Key to the Heart Necklace---
Ella: This looks too similar to the Jewelled Heart Pendant Necklace.
Angie: Well, there are two necklaces, a key and a heart-shaped lock, so maybe Walda could wear one and give the other to a friend.
Walda: *sigh* IF I could actually wear it! *huffs*
Angie: Oh, yeah. That’s right... I know. Sister necklaces. *turns to Ella* Would you like the key or the lock?
Ella: Either is fine.
Maldice: HEY!!! What about ME?!
Angie: You can have the Jewelled Heart Pendant Necklace. Three-way sister necklaces. *hands over pendant* I don’t need this anyway. I already have a ruby necklace, and I don’t want to be untangling this thing after wearing it layered...
Maldice: *grins* That sounds better.
---Wooden Locket Necklace---
Christine: Are you tired of all the red and pink items for Valentine’s Day? If so, then this heart-shaped necklace is for you.
Maldice: You should consider a career in advertising and/or marketing.
Christine: What?! I don’t want to be one of those annoying salespeople who contacts random people and hounds them to buy stuff! I can’t stand unsolicited offers!
Ella: Anyway, I hear this is a locket? *opens locket* Sure enough, it is.
Maldice: What could you possibly put in such a tiny space?!
Ella: I don’t know... It looks cute, anyway!
---Lollipop Heart Earrings---
Maldice: These look... juvenile to me. They'd be perfect for Walda if she could wear them...
Walda: Is that an insult I hear?!
Maldice: That’s rich, coming from you. You called my necklace ugly like, ten minutes ago.
Walda: Well, it is!
Ella: I’ll try them on. *puts earrings on* Ugh, the lollipop sticks are jabbing my ear lobes... *takes earrings off*
Angie: Maybe if you cut the sticks off, they’d be cute heart earrings.
Ella: I don’t want to accidentally ruin them...
Maldice: Well, they’re no good to you in their current state!
Ella: Good point. I’ll take them to a jeweller...
Christine: These may have originally come from the 11th Birthday Tropic Breeze Wish Candle, but I see Valentine’s colours. Lots of nice red and pink!
Ella: I agree. *puts earrings on* Wow, these are so soft...
Maldice: Who cares? I want something that looks good.
Ella: Well, don’t these look good? I think so...
Maldice: I like dark and gothic stuff, but to each their own...
Christine: Well, I hope everyone liked their new jewellery.
Walda: *crosses arms* Everyone except for ME!!! *huffs*
Christine: *frowns* Yeah... Sorry about that.
Walda: GET ME A BOX OF CHOCOLATE INSTEAD!!!
Maldice: *sigh* No, you brat.
Walda: GIMME CHOCOLATE!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!
Christine: Well, it looks like she’s throwing another tantrum, so this looks like a good time to wrap it up. Have a wonderful Valentine’s Day!