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Skeith juice cocktail


by carmenprince

 
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Ice Cream Machine Woes
Today is the day!

in collaboration with imbitter & jordenluff

by depraving


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From Minion to Sidekick: A Guide to an Evil Career
So you landed your dream job, working for the next big bad, but how do you climb the slippery (and occasionally slimy) career ladder? Frequently to get a toe in the door to working for an evil overlord you will be starting right at the bottom as a humble, low-paid minion. Expect long hours, poor (if any) pay, and have to put up with frequently being a test subject for the inventions that the evil genius has come up with.

by smilingpony

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The Treasure of Smuggler's Cove:Part Three
“You’re lost, Sammy,” Clyf accused.

“No I’m not! I know exactly where I am going!” Sammy said defensively. But he was a terrible liar; you could hear the fear in his voice.

by unfogging


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The Ixi and the Queen
"Your Majesty, are you sure you wish to retain the services of a thief?"

by black_skull725



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