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Issue: 178 | 18th day of Awakening, Y7
The Pet Patrol Revolution - Plushie
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Neoschool Survival #2: Translating Teacher-Talk
Typical teachers, they never mean what they say. If that's the case, how're we supposed to learn anything valuable from them?
Is everything relative?
The Neopian Exaggerator: Jeran Caught in Chocolate Heist!
This week, the dedicated team of one, has worked hard to bring you some of the latest gossip on one of the most influential Neopians and discovered some startling facts. Who is this Neopet and what did they do?
Horrors of the Bathroom
"Come on, guys," said Kat earnestly. "Now how bad can it be? It's not like it will drown, bite or smite us, right? It's just a toilet!"
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