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Issue: 505 | 29th day of Swimming, Y13
Concerning Beds, part 1
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The Locker Room
"They're bringing some fans down in a minute. Make a good impression."
More Powerful than Magic: Part Three
Hanso said with fake cheer, "King Jazan actually agrees with me? I feel so loved!"
The Altador Cup Letters
The following neomails were obtained from an unnamed source *cough*Hanso*cough* who, ah, liberated them...
Messenger: The Trouble With Selkets - Part Five
"She was bitten by a Selket, and the bite was poisonous..."
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