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Issue: 348 | 20th day of Relaxing, Y10
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The Uncool Life of Akats
Who cares about some silly job? An Orange Kyrii, privileged as he is, shouldn't have to get a job. That's what owners are for...
Grit and Scratches
Starve the zombie - Don't read books.
Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 4
The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Lost Lizark - Part One
"These little guys?" I had asked her, allowing a Mimbi to lick my paw through the bars of its cage. "They look pretty harmless to me!"
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