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Issue: 285 | 30th day of Running, Y9
Oh, wow... "Happy April Fools Day, Dummy"
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10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing
Happy April Fool's Day!
Catching Up: Part Eight
"I thought we'd try something new today," she said, and watched amusedly as they looked up, grinning. "For the gala show..."
The Mirror of Memories: Part Ten
"I say we keep the jewel," Enzie said loudly. "I mean, who cares about the kid? He'll find a nice home somewhere..."
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