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How to Eat a Banana


by 444lullsan444

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Yellow, long and absolutely delicious. That's how I would describe a banana. I mean, everyone likes to eat a banana once in a while. It is just so easy; peel it and then it's ready to eat! But after a while you might get bored with plain old bananas, but don't worry. I've tested all kinds of food that involve bananas and selected the top ten banana-dishes - just for you! But I must warn you, some of them look so yummy that you might actually drool over the pictures. Be sure to have some paper next to you when you read this, and enjoy!

10. Banana Hot Dog and Banana Yoghurt Hot Dog

I just couldn't decide which was tastier - the Banana Hot Dog or the Banana Yoghurt Hot Dog. These are two clever dishes. The hot dog bread is filled with a banana instead of a sausage. It's perfect for all vegetarians out there! So what's the difference between the two hot dogs? Well, first we have the Banana Hot Dog, which is just a peeled banana in hot dog bread. Then we have the Banana Yoghurt Hot Dog, which is banana and vanilla flavored yoghurt in hot dog bread. It can get a little messy, but it is worth it!

9. Hot Banana Soup

This dish is just splendid! Notice how all of the flavors fit perfectly together, and how it looks great too. The black and yellow soup is put in a smart looking, white bowl. It's gorgeous, really. I warmly (ha!) recommend this soup for a freezing winter day; it will warm you up real quick! Oh, and don't try to lift the bowl! You will drop it immediately because it's too hot; I know that from my own experience. Don't say I didn't warn you!

8. Banana Gummy Slorg

Yes, it's a fact. Gummies come in all shapes in flavors, even as a banana slorg. This is something for you and your playful Neopets. You can play with it for hours and then eat it! This rather dashing gummy slorg has a lovely taste of bananas, bananas, and more bananas. But we don't mind that, right?

7. Banana JubJub Muffin

I thought this was a lemon muffin at first, but it's actually a Banana JubJub Muffin! Wow, bananas sure are full of surprises! In my opinion, this is one of the most beautiful muffins. It's simple but yet intriguing. The little feet are so cute - and edible! The Banana JubJub Muffin may not look so much like a JubJub, but it tastes like a banana, though.

6. Banana Blumaroo Biscuit

Not many biscuits are banana flavored, so this one is really special! The Banana Blumaroo Biscuit is a fascinating cookie, which mixes hard and soft ingredients. The crispy biscuit is filled with a soft banana cream. I'm drooling just writing about it; imagine how good it will taste! You absolutely MUST try this one, you won't regret it!

5. Banana and Kiwi Pizza

Mm... *takes a big bite out of the pizza* It is sooo yummy! *chews*

Oh, sorry, but it's just so tasty. Just looking at the picture makes me drool. If I were to describe the Banana and Kiwi Pizza with one word, I would choose `mouth-wateringĀ“! The pizza has two main ingredients, namely bananas and kiwis. I don't understand how they can fit so perfectly together, but they do. The pizza tastes the best when it is cold. Now let's move on!

4. Bananarific Ice Lolly

This looks like a banana on a stick, but don't be fooled. It's actually a Bananarific Ice Lolly! This magnificent ice lolly not only looks and tastes like a banana, but it can cool you off on a hot summer day! Eat it like a regular ice lolly, just don't eat the peel - it doesn't taste so good! When you are done eating, save the stick, and when you have many of them: build something! I once built a model of my Neohome, but then I sat on it. By accident, of course!

3. Banana Sundae

Another great banana dish is the Banana Sundae. It's a whole banana smothered in caramel and cream with a cherry on top! It is amazing how great a sundae can be. I mean, this must be the ultimate sundae, right? Well, if you add some vanilla ice cream on the side.

2. Banana Faellie Cake

You would think that I'd put this tasty treat as #1, but I don't think it has what it takes to be the best. It looks like a faerie cake, it tastes like a faerie cake (with a hint of banana, of course), but it is a Faellie Cake! I'm not saying I don't like it, I'm just saying there's not enough bananas in it. But please do enjoy this quite luscious treat, it's great! Not just as great as the winner.

*drum roll* Now, I present to you, the most delicious, tasty, yummy, appetizing, lip-smacking and dazzling banana dish:

1. Banana Mince Pie

I think I am in heaven. The banana Mince Pie has a regular pie crust, but is filled with large chunks and bits of banana and a warm banana puree! The pie doesn't need anything on the side, like vanilla ice cream. This incredible dish speaks for itself. There's just enough banana in it, not too little and not too much. The Banana Mince Pie is, and will always be, the best way to eat a banana! You can't argue with that, right?

So if you are tired of the usual organic bananas, try something from my top 10. As long as you stay away from the Sand Banana, the Mummified Banana, and the Flaming Hot Banana (ouch!), you're good to go. I don't think I have to tell you why, right? But if you don't have time to do any of these dishes, why not give the usual organic bananas a second chance!

And remember: Never stare directly at a banana! (Don't ask me why, though!)

 
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