How to Eat a Banana
Yellow, long and absolutely delicious. That's how I would describe a banana. I
mean, everyone likes to eat a banana once in a while. It is just so easy; peel
it and then it's ready to eat! But after a while you might get bored with plain
old bananas, but don't worry. I've tested all kinds of food that involve bananas
and selected the top ten banana-dishes - just for you! But I must warn you, some
of them look so yummy that you might actually drool over the pictures. Be sure
to have some paper next to you when you read this, and enjoy!
10. Banana Hot Dog and Banana Yoghurt Hot Dog
I just couldn't decide which was tastier - the Banana Hot Dog or the Banana
Yoghurt Hot Dog. These are two clever dishes. The hot dog bread is filled with
a banana instead of a sausage. It's perfect for all vegetarians out there! So
what's the difference between the two hot dogs? Well, first we have the Banana
Hot Dog, which is just a peeled banana in hot dog bread. Then we have the Banana
Yoghurt Hot Dog, which is banana and vanilla flavored yoghurt in hot dog bread.
It can get a little messy, but it is worth it!
9. Hot Banana Soup
This dish is just splendid! Notice how all of the flavors fit perfectly together,
and how it looks great too. The black and yellow soup is put in a smart looking,
white bowl. It's gorgeous, really. I warmly (ha!) recommend this soup for a
freezing winter day; it will warm you up real quick! Oh, and don't try to lift
the bowl! You will drop it immediately because it's too hot; I know that from
my own experience. Don't say I didn't warn you!
8. Banana Gummy Slorg
Yes, it's a fact. Gummies come in all shapes in flavors, even as a banana slorg.
This is something for you and your playful Neopets. You can play with it for
hours and then eat it! This rather dashing gummy slorg has a lovely taste of
bananas, bananas, and more bananas. But we don't mind that, right?
7. Banana JubJub Muffin
I thought this was a lemon muffin at first, but it's actually a Banana JubJub
Muffin! Wow, bananas sure are full of surprises! In my opinion, this is one
of the most beautiful muffins. It's simple but yet intriguing. The little feet
are so cute - and edible! The Banana JubJub Muffin may not look so much like
a JubJub, but it tastes like a banana, though.
6. Banana Blumaroo Biscuit
Not many biscuits are banana flavored, so this one is really special! The Banana
Blumaroo Biscuit is a fascinating cookie, which mixes hard and soft ingredients.
The crispy biscuit is filled with a soft banana cream. I'm drooling just writing
about it; imagine how good it will taste! You absolutely MUST try this one,
you won't regret it!
5. Banana and Kiwi Pizza
Mm... *takes a big bite out of the pizza* It is sooo yummy! *chews*
Oh, sorry, but it's just so tasty. Just looking at the picture makes me drool.
If I were to describe the Banana and Kiwi Pizza with one word, I would choose
`mouth-watering´! The pizza has two main ingredients, namely bananas and kiwis.
I don't understand how they can fit so perfectly together, but they do. The
pizza tastes the best when it is cold. Now let's move on!
4. Bananarific Ice Lolly
This looks like a banana on a stick, but don't be fooled. It's actually a Bananarific
Ice Lolly! This magnificent ice lolly not only looks and tastes like a banana,
but it can cool you off on a hot summer day! Eat it like a regular ice lolly,
just don't eat the peel - it doesn't taste so good! When you are done eating,
save the stick, and when you have many of them: build something! I once built
a model of my Neohome, but then I sat on it. By accident, of course!
3. Banana Sundae
Another great banana dish is the Banana Sundae. It's a whole banana smothered
in caramel and cream with a cherry on top! It is amazing how great a sundae
can be. I mean, this must be the ultimate sundae, right? Well, if you add some
vanilla ice cream on the side.
2. Banana Faellie Cake
You would think that I'd put this tasty treat as #1, but I don't think it has
what it takes to be the best. It looks like a faerie cake, it tastes like a
faerie cake (with a hint of banana, of course), but it is a Faellie Cake! I'm
not saying I don't like it, I'm just saying there's not enough bananas in it.
But please do enjoy this quite luscious treat, it's great! Not just as great
as the winner.
*drum roll* Now, I present to you, the most delicious, tasty, yummy, appetizing,
lip-smacking and dazzling banana dish:
1. Banana Mince Pie
I think I am in heaven. The banana Mince Pie has a regular pie crust, but is
filled with large chunks and bits of banana and a warm banana puree! The pie
doesn't need anything on the side, like vanilla ice cream. This incredible dish
speaks for itself. There's just enough banana in it, not too little and not
too much. The Banana Mince Pie is, and will always be, the best way to eat a
banana! You can't argue with that, right?
So if you are tired of the usual organic bananas, try something from my top
10. As long as you stay away from the Sand Banana, the Mummified Banana, and
the Flaming Hot Banana (ouch!), you're good to go. I don't think I have to tell
you why, right? But if you don't have time to do any of these dishes, why not
give the usual organic bananas a second chance!
And remember: Never stare directly at a banana! (Don't ask me why, though!)