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The Neopian Times Week 49 > Short Stories > The Monologue of Myyth the Eyrie

The Monologue of Myyth the Eyrie

by averyangryshaylir

THEY CALL ME Myyth. On the outside I may seem like your average run-of-the-mill Neopet. Just a plain Eyrie in a boring family lacking accomplishments, just like so many other Neopian citizens.

     If this is what you think, my friend, you are quite sadly mistaken.

     Maybe you don't know about my secret lair beneath our NeoHome. Maybe you are unaware of the diabolical plans I have formed with my comrades. Let me be quick to inform you. I am a very ambitious Neopet, more ambitious then even Sloth himself, and these plans will be crucial when the new power of Neopia arises.

     That power will be me.

     Yes, I know you ignorant fools are sitting there chuckling, thinking that I'm just another nut job who things he can succeed at Neopia Domination. But again, you are all wrong. I have the tools to take over Neopia and become your leader. Will you all be laughing when I have all of Neopia in my grasp?

     I cannot disclose my exact plans at this time, for they are purely confidential, and if they are left in the wrongs hands then my dream to rule Neopia would be destroyed. What I can do is tell you why I've become the power-hungry Neopet I am today and what me resources are. I can let you into my mind a bit so you can try and understand why I've chosen this course of acting. Maybe I can even convince you of my sanity.

     I am not crazy. I know anybody reading this little paper will think so, but let us consider the point, what defines sanity? Somebody who stays in the realms of normalcy? It's all rather shifty in my eyes, and it's not something you can put a label on. But this is not about sanity is it? This piece of writing is about power, and why I want to gain it so badly.

     Some people thing that the most powerful thing in Neopia is Neopoints. Others say it's friendship. I say it's power itself. If you have power you can easily gain both the former and the latter with it. That is why I wish for power, it's the one thing that controls all others. If you have tremendous power, you need nothing else. That is my belief, and that is why I seek power.

     I am no fool. I know that the road to fame and glory is one that is best taken with friends as well as comrades. That is why my partners in crime were carefully chosen. Oh, all right, I admit I didn't have much a selection from my own siblings but I worked with what I had. Shaeylan, my sister who is a baby Blumaroo, is a master tactician. She is a genius logically and scientifically. She can handle any situation that comes her way, and she is a very useful partner overall. Many times she has worked the kinks out of any plans I come up with.

     My other two siblings, Darkwise and Zukilee, sadly are not as useful as Shaeylan so I will not go into any great detail on their behalf.

     I must admit though I do feel a sense of emptiness, here I am, supposedly a diabolical villain trying to take over Neopia and there are no famous super heroes trying to stop me. Give me some credit, honestly, at least make it a bit more difficult for me. Alas, It will probably be very simple indeed to take over Neopia since nobody believes I can do it.

     Now that you are informed of my intentions I shall get back to work now on my latest plan and as soon as the wheels are in motion there will be no turning back. I will be your leader soon enough and you will have wished you had stopped me when you had the chance.

     As you can see I am no ordinary Eyrie. I am Myyth, your future leader of Neopia.

The End

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