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The Neopian Times Week 38 > Articles > TMTEYN 3: Tyrannia's Rocky Goodness

TMTEYN 3: Tyrannia's Rocky Goodness

by johnnebot

Hello! I am johnnebot, the average Neopian who loves sharing my "wonderful" experiences! As you may have read "The Mistakes that Eat your Neopoints" and "TMTEYN 2: The Hot Lost Desert", I am a very average Neopian (10000 NP-99999 NP), indeed. Remember, I don't control your brain! If you STRONGLY disagree something, please Neomail me! I would love to get comments! Now the REAL article, as I told you in Part 2, the next part is about TYRANNIA! I call it "Rocky Goodness" because I sure do love to visit Tyrannia each day! Now, I will mark the major events that happen in Tyrannia like in Report Cards...

Stage 1: Keno "Gimme the chips, man!"

No, this game's chance of winning is as hard as finding a Magic Pebble in Haunted Woods. Why? You need to guess 10 numbers OUT OF 80 NUMBERS and then cross your fingers in hoping of 12.5% chance of 1 of the numbers the computer chooses is one of the numbers you guessed! Though it requires a little bet, imagine the amount of tries you need to bet before you even win! Percentage: 50%

Stage 2: All the stores in Tyrannia

OK, as I said before in "TMTEYN 2: The Hot Lost Desert", why buy any items officially off the stores when you have a nice Jubjub who will tell you the items you want way cheaper than official stores? I could say this... Average Neopians (10000 NP-99999 NP), DO NOT BUY ANYTHING THAT IS IN THE SHOPS UNLESS IT'S A SINGLE ITEM, which you may call it, KRAWK! Anything else is not very smart, "eating" all your Neopoints in a click! Percentage: 45%

Stage 3: Wheel of Mediocrity... Hmmm...

To spin or not to spin... that is the question! This wheel either gives you good or bad, nothing in between! Even the Flotsam is sarcastically saying "This is fun!". Whenever I play this, I usually have to heal my pets at the Healing Springs (Thank you, Neopets Staff, for putting something to counter this wheel). Even though 50 NP is just little, why waste your NP just to get your Neopets scorched to death! In like 1% of the chances, you get something that you can sell or just solid NP! Percentage: 60%

Stage 4: Giant Omelette

Now this is where the "Rocky Goodness" comes from! Average Neopians, meet your new best food, OMELETTES! Why eat Omelettes? First, it is very healthy as some of them are for herbivores :)! Second, you can share your spit with other Neopets because ONE omelette is THREE meals! That's right, 3 in 1! It is absolutely free! You get an omelette everyday! Isn't that wonderful! Free food for Average Neopians (10,000 NP-99,999 NP). Percentage: 101% and 200% if your pets are dying!

Stage 5: Pterattack

I am an Average Neopian, and that means I need to earn NP each day to feed my pets: Captain_SeaLupe, General_Poogy, and Navigator_Lupia. Pterattack is my main money making machine (CA CHING!). Why? Even though the maximum you can get each game of Pterattack is 1000 NP, 1000 NP times 3 plays equals a massive 3000 NP! Train your pet, buy gourmet food, do whatever you like! It helps you a lot! I am 99.9% sure at least one article in Neopian Times teach you how to play Pterattack, but my advice is, play everyday! Each time you get over 1000 points, die on purpose and take the money! Percentage: 100% and 75% for people who isn't so good at it

Stage 6: Remaining games (GoGoGo!, etc.)

GoGoGo! is not my game, but surely I've seen many conquer the last boss. It does give you a good salary, but I surely don't think it is a good game because of Pterattack. Kacheekers is not the place for NP unless there's a great tournament going on! This will give a little "Rocky Goodness", but I guess it isn't so worth it playing... Percentage: 80% and 40% if you really suck at these games...

I am going to close this article for today. Stay tuned for more "The Mistakes that Eat your Neopoints" series, because Average Neopians (10000 NP-99999 NP for the last time) is hungry for knowledge! Next article will be about "Cloudy Location", Faerieland! Goodbye, for now! Also, join my guild "Haunted Ship of Neopia" for contests and more! It isn't completely done so don't blame me!

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