I used to be a perfectly normal blue Aisha, thank you very much. I remember
the days when I used to come home after training, plop down on the couch and...
well, never mind. It doesn't matter anymore, because now I live a painful, hard
Well, anyway, it was a normal day. It started out as a normal day, I think.
Let me see: I had some neocola and hot cakes for breakfast, then headed onto
Mystery Island for my daily training.
After successfully slicing five bad seeds in half without getting bitten, and
earning two defence points, I went home. Opening the fridge, I remember I saw
three bunches of bananas, five strawberry milkshakes and a loaf of bread and
a packet of Cheesy Neos. I grabbed the bag of Cheesy Neos and a strawberry milkshake
and went to the living room.
It was then that I saw that thing on the table! It was a potion bottle with
a cork, the kind of bottle you would find in Kauvara's magic shop. I knew all
of the potions by heart: the Shoyru potions had wings, the Kacheek potions had
the colour of the Kacheek's belly, the Meerca Potions had a tail... but never
mind that. This potion was orange, and bubbling, and even though the bottle
was corked, a distinct smell of rotten juppie and old, stale neodrops could
be smelt coming out of it.
You probably think my first reaction was, "Eeww! Disgusting! Throw it away!
Dispose of it! Report it as a health hazard!" Sadly, it wasn't! The first thoughts
that filled my mind were, "What is that thing? Taste it! See what happens!"
And that's exactly what I did! I went over and uncorked the bottle, making
it go POP very loudly. I took a spoon from the medicine cabinet and poured
out a spoonful of the gooey stuff.
Then, I gulped it down.
It didn't taste that bad. Actually, it tasted like strawberry milkshake.
No, it didn't. I drank the potion with my milkshake, and that's why it tasted
like Strawb... oh, forget it.
Anyway, the moment I drank it, I rushed upstairs to the bathroom and just
what do you suppose I had become? A Faerie Usul! And I'm a boy! Just think of
that! My friends and siblings would laugh their heads of when they saw me. Guess
what? This is probably the worst part of all - I had make-up, plastered all
over my face! Disgusted, I tried washing it off, but it was permanent. Oh, no!
I hope I wasn't going to be stuck this way forever!
I don't have anything against Usuls, mind you! It's just that I would a thousand
times rather be a plain old blue Aisha than a beautiful, girly Faerie Usul!
Why do you suppose I live a hard, painful life? It's because my friends laugh
at me everyday and jostle me around, saying, "So, girly-boy!" My owner dresses
me up for the Beauty
Contest! I don't mind the Beauty Contest too much. I always come back
with a trophy and some Neopoints.
Anyway, that's my life! Laugh if you please. I just wanna come back home with
a golden quill instead of a "Best Dressed" trophy! See you around!
P.S. Try and spot me in the Beauty Contests sometime!