This book is dedicated to--*voice* Hey, it's not a book, it's a short story.
*other person* I don't care! It's a book. *voice* Story. *Other person* Book.
*Voice* Story. *Other person* Book...*An Aisha pushes the other person away*
Eww!! Omigosh! DORK!! *another Aisha* Not fair. We don't act like that... *weirdo*
I will start my PRITTY STORY NOW!! *all* NO!!!!
The black-cloaked figure stepped on a puddle as he made his way through the
busy cobblestone streets of Neopia Central. A dark wooden carriage pulled by
two dapple-gray work Unis halted to a stop. The driver, also cloaked, kept his
head bowed as the first figure stepped in and closed the drapes.
Inside, the first cloaked figure took off his hood to reveal a Punchbag Bob,
an evil glint in his bulging black eye. His happy grin seemed suspicious and
wrong. A pink Cybunny with flowers in his hair and a pretty red dress on looked
at the Punchbag Bob.
"I have the plans," the Cybunny said in a deep, evil voice.
"Goood," Punchbag Bob said, looking at the notebook.
"See...we first go to the Battledome...you must act weak and bring no weapons
to defend yourself with. Whenever the strongest pet in Neopia decides to defeat
you...you take it down. Then, Neopia will have NO protection from the creatures
of...THE PLANET OF THE EVIL PUNCHBAGS!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Misses Fluffykins, I told you that laugh can make me vomit."
"I AM NOT A GIRL! I AM A PRETTY BOT CYBUNNY!!" The Cybunny said, eyes wide.
He ripped off his dress, cackling evilly and jumped out the window. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Punchbag Bob raised a well-knitted eyebrow and looked back at the notebook.
"Driver...to the Battledome."
Hidden behind the cloak of the driver revealed...PANSY THE MUTATED PINK KAU!
With a whopping strength of a ka-zillion, an incredible defense of a sma-trillion,
and a speed of wa-zillion with ya-million HP and a level of a tra-zillion, Pansy
was the most powerful thingy out of all the thingies on Neopia!!
Pansy widened its eyes and tried to moo, but a howl came out instead. "Oh drat..."
she said and tried to moo again, but nothing came out. "Aw, forget that..."
Pansy jumped into the cab and broke the walls. Pansy took out her Wand of Pure
Stupidity and aimed it at Punchbag Bob!
Bob gasped and suddenly burrowed underground using his nose. Pansy turned inside-out
then back again, flared her wand and went after Bob. When they got to the other
side they were in the Battledome for SOME coincidence *cough* and then Bob pulled
THE MOST-SMELLIEST-CHEESE WAND!!
Pansy gasped and did a flip for no apparent reason. Grasping the wand of Pure
Stupidity, she chanted some words... Stink-o-yoo-moo-blob-of-stench... and at
the tip of the stupid wand came an enormous blast of...
Punchbag Bob thought fast and aimed the most-smelliest-cheese wand and out
came an enormous blast of...
The two powers collided together and created a huge ball of stupidity and
cheese! There was an explosion... when the smoke cleared, Pansy nor Punchbag
Bob was there. Instead, lying right there on the ground was a thick book labeled:
'The Mysterious Book'...Suddenly... out of seemingly nowhere... a tiny blue
Kougra cub walked by and picked up the book, opening it... DUN DUN DUN!!!