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Neopia's Fill in the Blank News Source | 8th day of Running, Yr 23
The Neopian Times Week 138 > Articles > Roxy A La Mode

Roxy A La Mode

by roxycaligirl101

ROXY'S DESK-Slothy, why don't you give up? It's obvious that in this rivalry, I shall be the champion. No one can defeat a stylish Shoyru that offers way better advice than some alien from Planet No-Where. Where are you from any ways? Do they all dress as bad as you on that planet? You're on Neopia now, Slothy, get a clue! Buy something besides, a black trench coat! Trust me, it won't kill you! As The Return of Sloth gets closer I am getting more and ready to face down my rival and cure him of his unfashionable nature. Now that I've advised Slothy in the world of fashion, I can get on to the advice that really matters. The advice to and for the readers!

Dear Roxy: I don't know what kind of petpet I should get! I am thinking about a Babaa or Noil, but they are too expensive! What kind of petpet do you recommend?

-Unsure Aisha

Dear Unsure Aisha: There are a lot of pretty cheap petpets in circulation, you just need to do your research. The Shop Wizard is a great help when doing your research and he'll help you find a cheap price A good petpet and cheap petpet to get could possibly be one that was given out as a Advent Calendar prize, they are usually very cute and cheap. Whatever you do, don't buy an Angelpuss. Trust me, they are nothing but trouble! -Roxy

Dear Roxy:

Why don't you mention your brothers in your articles? -Curious About Your Family

Dear Curious About Your Family:

I have mentioned my brothers in my articles. I've mentioned Kudio, a pawful of times. He's the wizard, fellow Times writer, champion Trick-or-Treater and Electric Bruce. He likes to do interviews, he had a really great interview that I must have read a million times but strangely I can't remember who he interviewed. It's really strange, almost like he cast a spell on the article. I don't think I've ever really talked about my other brother, Oke though. Oke is a shy, Halloween Kougra that enjoys skimboarding and wishes to be accepted for what he is on the inside. He's a really sweet Kougra, deep down past the claws and fangs. He hates being in the spotlight and is probably burning with embarrassment as I mention him now. In addition to my brothers, I have a sister named Queenie. She's a Faerie Kougra and so close to perfection it's scary. She loves to go to Battledome and surf at her favorite spot, Omara Bay. I hope that's enough family history you for this article. I guess I'll save more information about the family petpets for the next article. -Roxy

Dear Roxy:

I think I am going insane. The other day, I was having a conversation with my plastic Lenny. Is my insanity curable?


Dear Pickles:

Are you sure it was plastic? I know of a Pink Lenny that gets paid to stand out in front of a friend's lawn as a decoration. Maybe your owner hired the same Lenny? -Roxy

Dear Roxy:

How are you feeling about being more intelligent than Sloth?


Dear Alexa:

Quite good, thanks for asking. -Roxy

Dear Roxy:

I want to teach my Zafara to do the Hula. What color grass skirt should I get her? I want a color that doesn't clash with her Striped fur. -An Islander Wearing A Purple Hat

Dear An Islander Wearing A Purple Hat:

A blue grass skirt will not clash and totally bring out the color of your Neopet's eyes. In addition, great choice with the purple hat, it's all the rage on Mystery Island. -Roxy

Dear Roxy: Why?

-A Fellow Striped Shoyru

Dear A Fellow Striped Shoyru: Why not? -Roxy

Dear Roxy:

My friend is a Faerie Uni and she has been acting bossy and gets mad easily lately. I still wanna be friends with her it's just that I wish she'd change her attitude. What should I do? -A Depressed Cybunny

Dear A Depressed Cybunny:

You should try and talk to your friend and tell her how you feel. If she's a true friend she'll know that you're only talking to her because you care and want her to improve as a Neopet. Try talking to her numerous times and if that doesn't work you can try to snap her back to reality. You can show her how she changed by acting out what she does to you. Be careful though, you don't want to come across too harsh or mean. Just show her exactly what you feel. If she still doesn't change or attempt to try and be nicer to you then, you are just going to have to say goodbye. Sometimes friends change and there is nothing you can do to help that. You'll just have to remember the good times. It's sounds really awful and it is but, it's reality. -Roxy

Dear Roxy: I was taking a trip to Faerieland the other day when I discovered that the fine Water Faerie that runs the Healing Springs has not been bestowed with a name! Since most of the other Faeries have been given names, it only seems logical that this astonishingly beautiful Faerie be given a name as well. After all, she heals a myriad of pets daily

along with offering various Potions and a few Weapons for sale! I'd like to see that Snow Faerie, Taelia, do that! Anyway, Roxy, this is my question: What name do you believe this stunningly generous Faerie be given? -Outraged Healing Faer---erm...Concerned Kau

Dear Concerned Kau: I'd have to agree. She really is quite a nice Faerie and does a lot of work. I believe that the Water Faerie does deserve a name and that we should send requests to wonderful, Pop Tart and Editorial section to let her know. I'm not sure what the Water Faerie should be named but I think she should be named whatever she desires. I don't believe a simple commoner like ourselves should name the Faerie but give that honor to the wonderful Pop Tart and other Neopet Staff Members to take care of. -Roxy

Dear Roxy: What in LalaLand is Sloth? Is he (or it) a giant talking asparagus or a big green chicken? -Tooth Guts

Dear Tooth Guts: Dr. Frank Sloth is a badly dressed evil genius who cannot give advice. I have no idea what species he is, I don't think anyone knows. All I know is that no one that ugly or that evil can be a Neopet. -Roxy

Dear Roxy:

Her Royal Highness, Fyora would like you to write more complimenting things about her. She would also like you to stop using her as an example of her when talking about Dr. Frank Sloth.

-The Faerie Queen's Royal Assistant

Dear Faerie Queen's Royal Assistant:

Wow! I got a letter from almost Fyora herself. This is so cool! Well, I never meant to use Her Royal Highness is any bad context and I'm deeply sorry if she misunderstood me. I don't tend to write a whole article about Fyora but I do have to say that the Faerie Queen can dress. Is there any way that I could score an invite to the next Royal Ball? -Roxy

Dear Roxy:

What's your theory on how the Neopian planet was formed? -Deep Thinker

Dear Deep Thinker:

The planet of Neopia was formed by magic, of course. Magic is every where in Neopia and it makes sense that magic created it. -Roxy

Dear Roxy:

My Flotsam doesn't like Bagguss. I don't mean he just doesn't like it, he despises it! I, personally, think it's delicious! How could someone hate bagguss like Lupes hate Chias? -Owner Of A Bagguss Hater

Dear Owner Of A Bagguss Hater: Every Neopet is different. Some Neopet hate Borovan, shutter at the thought. It's impossible for a Borovan lover like me to understand how someone couldn't like the wonderful drink and I understand where you are coming from. You just need to remember that everyone in Neopia is different. Just because your Flotsam doesn't enjoy the same food you do doesn't make him a bad Neopet. Besides, if we were all exactly the same, Neopia would be quite a boring place. -Roxy

Dear Roxy:

What do you like doing besides giving advice?

-The Best Swimmer In The World

Dear The Best Swimmer In The World: I like to swim, too. I enjoy shopping for clothes and fabrics. I even design and create some of my own clothes. I've always been fond of dancing and I like going to YBIC concerts. Where's a better place to dance at? Hehe. I like to go snowboarding and skiing with my entire family; surfing and snorkeling with my little sister, Queenie and her best friend, Rikku. I love to read books and The Neopian Times. I enjoy visiting exotic lands and fighting one-player Battledome matches. I like to do a lot of things in my spare time but giving advice is still and will always be my favorite thing to do. -Roxy

To submit your question/problem to be answered by Roxy, simply send a Neomail to roxycaligirl101. All messages must be appropriate with proper spelling and grammar. Please put the subject as "Dear Roxy." Inappropriate, tasteless, and repeated messages will be deleted, so please don’t waste your and my time. Please don't send problems that have already been solved by Roxy. Due to an overwhelming amount of messages, not all of them can be answered by Roxy. All messages are subjected to editing and can be published. So don't submit something if you don't want to see it in the Neopian Times.

Author’s Note: Thanks everyone for their love and support to Roxy's column. Please don't stop sending those problems, Roxy looks forward to sorting her Neomail every day! May the Borovan always be with ya'll.

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