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The Neopian Times Week 4 > Articles > Item Evaluators 2001

Item Evaluators 2001

by RaynaRose

Hello! My name is RaynaRose, and I want to welcome you to the first edition of Item Evaluators 2001, where I allow my four NeoPets to give their opinion on ten items that are randomly picked by me other by other NeoPet Owners. But, since this is the first article of Item Evaluators 2001, I have picked the items myself, and there aren't going to be as many as I would like because I have to introduce my pets. Three of the items will be recently released items, and the other two will be older items. After this I plan to evaluate up to ten items at a time. Now, let my introduce you too my four pets…

Crimson_Ambrosia is currently a Fire Meerca. Until playing with a harmless-looking little blue Meerca toy, she was a Red Skeith. She is still getting over this change in attitude and appetite, so she is sometimes confused and irritable. Otherwise she is a cute little ball of fluff who loves playing with Draco her Hornsby.

Evil_Emerald is a Vampire Cybunny, and is 178 days old. Her favourite thing to do is put on her black makeup and go shopping for new capes. At home she tends to be lazy and lies around the house while her Spyder, named Echidna, fetches things for her.

Griffins_Evil_Eye, like his sister Crimson_Ambrosia, recently received a species change, from a Glowing Eyrie to a Desert Aisha. Unfortunately, G.E.E is still a boy so he hates being a feminine Desert Aisha. But what he doesn’t realise is that his owner (me!) is secretly trying to find a strange potion so his gender will match his looks. Oh yeah, and he has a Kadoatie named Midnight :)

Senorita_Lita is a pretty little Faerie Kougra and is happy being what she is. She likes being beautiful while also being a fierce Battledome opponent. Her favourite thing to do is fly around our NeoHome carrying her Gruslen, Electra.

Onto the Item Evaluation!

Older Items:
1. Tiger Table - Great for eating your Tigersquash and Tigerbuggles off of!

Crimson_Ambrosia: “Mmm Tigersquash!!!”
Evil_Emerald: “Gross… I HATE stripes!”
Griffins_Evil_Eye: “Don’t we have one of those?”
Senorita_Lita: “Of course I like it! But it would look much better in pink.”

2. Reptillian Arm - The arm of a very large and fierce looking reptile.

Crimson_Ambrosia: “Ooh! I love those! No… wait… I don’t eat meat anymore…do I??”
Evil_Emerald: “You expect me to eat something's arm? That’s disgusting!”
Griffins_Evil_Eye: “I don’t like eating things that are almost as big as me…”
Senorita_Lita: *chomp chew chomp* “This is delicious! But where's the other arm?”

Newer Items:
3. Aisha Angel Cookie - The perfect treat for your little angel.

Crimson_Ambrosia: “These are great! They should be Angel Meerca's though.”
Evil_Emerald: “Cookies? Do you know how fattening those are!?!”
Griffins_Evil_Eye: “I hope they don’t make Angel Paintbrushes… RaynaRose might turn me into one! I’ll be even more girlie!”
Senorita_Lita: “Hmm… Are they made from real Aishas?”

4. Kougra Claws - These claws will scare away most opponents when you are in the Battledome! Remember though, they only fit Kougra paws.

Crimson_Ambrosia: “Why are you asking me? They don’t even fit me!”
Evil_Emerald: “AH! I’d hate to battle a Kougra wearing those!”
Griffins_Evil_Eye: “If I were still an Eyrie, those would probably fit me. But now I have tiny little paws! Not fair!!”
Senorita_Lita: “Whoa! I want a pair of those! They match my fur : )”

5. Bagguss - This giant green sack of gas is very unpleasant when ripe... it gains its familiar chocolate-like taste when degassed and left in the sun to dry.

Crimson_Ambrosia: *GAG* “That thing stinks!!”
Evil_Emerald: “I don’t think it can even be classified as food until its dried…then it tastes wonderful!”
Griffins_Evil_Eye: “Well…if it didn’t smell so bad, it might make a good pillow. I’d rather not eat it though.”
Senorita_Lita: “Ewww this tastes nasty! What do you mean I was supposed to dry it out first?”

Thanks for reading Item Evaluators 2001! If you would like my pets to evaluate an item, please Neomail me, Raynarose, and I will credit the suggestion to you if I decide to use it. : )

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